There comes a point with certain lolcows where the A-Logs become more of a spectacle than the cows themselves and I believe Fat Rick is one of them.
I don't know if there's a name for these cows. Imagine cows like Moviebob, Wings Of Redemption, and DSP. They're scummy, unlikeable people who do dumb shit people laugh at. But what are their crimes? Moviebob stews in his basement while he tweets vitriolic political opinions about shitty movies all day, Wings is a fatass cuckold who streams himself playing video games he hates, and DSP is a shitty let's player who pretends he doesn't blow half his income on WWE gatcha games. These aren't exactly things you'd lock them up for. Their crimes are being them and that's simultaneously their punishment. Something about these cows' milkshakes brings all the tards to the yard and there's gotta be a name for that.
But getting back on topic, Fat Rick definitely falls into this category. His crime is he a greasy, pig-titted dumbass who wasted tens of thousands of dollars of the SWFA's money (and if anything, that's a point in his favor) on a goofy lawsuit to try and find who threw a piece of bologna on his front porch. A lawsuit, by the way, he fucking lost and now has to pay legal fees to one of the guys he sued. Oh and he's a deadbeat drunk who abandoned his daughter and likes to lisp "child" at people when he's angry. I cannot think of any better punishment for him than being the pig-titted deadbeat dad known as Fat Rick Sean Thomlinson.
