What is the proper way to wipe your ass?

I simply wipe Once with a different paper each time until it looks clean when I wipe.
Funny thing also, my shower is kinda fucked up so instead of raining water it shoots out a jet, I bend over and let it clean my ass.
 
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Front to back, preferably using a bidet as well if it is available. There shouldn't be any need to go to extremes like a shower afterwards if you have a good diet (I know this is asking a lot for people online) and are getting an adequate amount of fiber.
 
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handle the big chunks and gloop with tp, then hit the shower for the deep clean
bidets are half-assing it, no pun intended
 
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JosephStalin said:
Toilet paper, followed by a wet-wipe. Do NOT flush the wet-wipe, goes in the trash.
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I agree wet wipes should not be flushed because they clog sewers but throwing any kind of fecal smeared wipe into a trash can is what 3rd world niggers do. Went to Mexico and they all threw their ass wipes in a trashcan by the toilet and it was fucking disgusting.
 
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movement is permitted only on the z axis: 100+ neetring dabs, whatever it takes. that is how god wipes his angis
 
(2) dry wipes
(2) wet wipes
(1) alcohol prep pad
(1) pat dry
(1) blow dry (you blow, i dry)
 
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Vinegar soaked sponge 🧽
 
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