what is the quickest and best way for me to fake my own death so i don't have to work tomorrow?

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

i really dont want to work tomorrow, so what is the best way for me to fake my own death in order to avoid my job?

 

[OrionBalls]

How attached to your teeth are you?

 

[Xenu]

Just call them up and say "yo, I'm dead, can't go to work tomorrow", simple.

 

[OrionBalls]

Just call them up and say "yo, I'm dead, can't go to work tomorrow", simple.

I had a dude do that once. Of course, it was a week after the fact, when he came in to look at the new schedule, but yeah, he totally called off dead. Had the hospital reports and everything.

 

[soup peddler]

You can always slip into the wilderness and become a mountain man. It is always an option. Honestly I think this should be enshrined in the Constitution, and we should designate a state for it. Several counties in West Virginia are already pretty close.

 

[Marc]

This seemed to have worked: