What is the quickest, most painless way to kill yourself?

[Cyclonus]

I don't have easy access to guns or high buildings. Oh, and a low chance of it backfiring and me ending up brain damaged or with broken bones in agonising pain but still alive would be nice.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Help is available
Speak with a counselor today

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[Furret]

What the person above me said. Seek help.

 

[The Curmudgeon]

Please don't.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I want to provide a real answer, but also don't want to be worried for the rest of my life that I helped you shorten yours. Sorry fren, and I know it's sounds like a lie but, it seriously does get better.

 

[s0mbra]

Oxygen mask + helium tank


Or so I hear

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Obviously:

Spoiler: NSFL

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Follow the directions here.

 

[Fools Idol]

Wait about 60 years.

 

[Cyclonus]

Hey, to all those who sent me PMs, thanks for your concern. I was just entertaining a hypothetical during a moment of crisis. People here are much nicer than I thought, I was expecting someone to tell me to do a flip.