What is the worst movie you saw?

[Joy Depression]

There are plenty of DEI shit to choose from in the past decade (Ghostbusters 2016 any0one?) but apart from that I think Home Alone 3 could be one of the worst movies of all time. The first 2 were golden legends we watch every xmas featuring the adventures of little Culkin battling against little Pesci and his oafy buddy. Then this monstrosity comes along. Like what the fuck is even happening, what's the fucking plot, and the "traps" at the end just seem stupid.

Another bad movie is "There's a Zulu on my doorstep" (or stoop, as the niggers call it). It's basically Home Alone but set in the African wild, there's a guy and a nigger who decide to disguise themselves as each other so we have a whiteface and a blackface. Boring plot stuff between these 2 guys happens then at the end we have a set of traps the bad guys fall into, but it's in the wild not in a house. It just seems unsatisfying since the execution of them all all seems to rely on a lot of luck and every single thing going perfectly (which it does in the movie, but it doesn't look like it should). The comedy is weird but apparently it's South African humour so maybe they like it.

There's also some very bad animated Titanic movies you can seek out on Youtube. One has a dog who raps below deck. Yes, someone made a Titanic movie with a rapping dog that has nothing to do with the plot or the ship in any way.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

"House of the Dead" one of the few movies where everyone in the theater was yelling at the screen including me.

 

[Apochrypha]

"I Care A Lot" with Peter Dinklage and Rosamund Pike. Preachy dyke runs a scam abusing the elderly, and the son of a specific old woman wants to get his mother back from the care facility she's trapped her in. The main character that Rosemund plays is a insufferable bitch and the ending is trash.

 

[pizzawithme420]

Sinister, horrible "horror" movie

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Manos: The Hands of Fate. I watched this one both with and without riffing. I'll also throw in The Star Wars Holiday Special as well.

 

[Sock Cucker]

The Mist.

 

[Gorgar]

It’s a tie between The Last Airbender or Am I Racist

 

[DoomsdayElite]

The first one off the top of my head is Girl, Interrupted. I hated every fucking minute of it. How apropos that edgy Tumblristas make it their entire personality.

 

[TroonsDid911]

Schindler's List, I was just about bust a big nut but then I found out he actually saved them.

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

MFKZ. A friend found it somehow.

 

[dick brain]

The Grifter

 

[Achtung Bitter]

Either Titanic or Forrest Gump.

 

[Spunt]

Worst film I saw in the cinema was Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle. I went because 3 attractive girls invited me and I failed to get anywhere with any of them, possibly because after watching that dross we all just wanted to go home.

Worst film I saw this year was Godzilla x Kong. I left the cinema feeling like I'd sustained a head injury.

Worst film I have ever seen was Darkman 3: Die Darkman, Die. Catastrophically stupid and boring with a ridiculous plot and no action or anything else to sustain my interest. Celluloid excrement.

 

[dick brain]

Worst film I have ever seen was Darkman 3: Die Darkman, Die.

For non-German speakers

 

[gorgoroth7134]

I really hated Whiplash. The short was fine. It didn't need to be made into a whole movie.

 

[PunkinMan]

Space Jam 2 it was a weekend and I didn't have anything else to do, saw Rick and Morty on the screen and walked out of the theater.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Star Wars Episode 2 is the worst fucking movie I've ever seen. I realize that it's a basic bitch retard answer but I felt pain watching that movie. Physical fucking PAIN.

 

[Stardust_Ziggy]

Vanilla Sky. Of course, I was like 14 so maybe I just didn’t understand it. But looking it up, it doesn’t seem like anyone else understood it either.