- Joined
- Jan 27, 2021
Just about everything that fuck Woodrow did
- Won the White house with 41.8% of the vote after Taft and Roosevelt split rest of the vote
- viewed The Birth of a Nation at a special White House screening, President Woodrow Wilson reportedly remarked, "It's like writing history with lightning. My only regret is that it is all so terribly true."
- argued that the system of high tariffs "cuts us off from our proper part in the commerce of the world, violates the just principles of taxation, and makes the government a facile instrument in the hands of private interests."
- re-established a federal income tax in the United States
- created the Federal Reserve System, the central banking system of the United States.
- banned price discrimination between different purchasers only when "such a discrimination substantially lessens competition or tends to create a monopoly in any line of commerce"
- banned sales on the condition that the buyer also purchase another different product ("tying") but only "when these acts substantially lessen competition"
- landed 330 United States Marines at Port-au-Prince, Haiti in order to establish control of Haiti's political and financial interests.
- The Wilson administration changed the Bryan–Chamorro treaty by adding a provision which would have authorized United States military intervention in Nicaragua. The treaty kept Nicaragua and stopped any potential European powers from competing with the Panama Canal after the democratically elected José Santos Zelaya López negotiated with France, Germany and Japan to resurrect the proposed Nicaragua Canal, which might constitute potential future foreign competition with the newly built US-owned Panama Canal.
- Signed an act for a framework for a "more autonomous government" in the Philippines, with certain privileges reserved to the United States to protect its sovereign rights and interests of course
- WORLD WAR ONE
- the Creel Committee, was an independent agency of the government of the United States under the Wilson administration created to influence public opinion to support the US in World War I, in particular, the US home front.
- the Espionage Act of 1917 that Edward Snowden was charged under for revealing the government was lying to us again
- authorized the United States federal government to raise a national army for service in World War I through conscription despite America having no business messing about in Europe
- extended the Espionage Act of 1917 to cover a broader range of offenses, notably speech and the expression of opinion that cast the government or the war effort in a negative light or interfered with the sale of government bonds.
- declared fourteen points which he regarded as the only possible basis of an enduring peace. Theodore Roosevelt warned: "If the League of Nations is built on a document as high-sounding and as meaningless as the speech in which Mr. Wilson laid down his fourteen points, it will simply add one more scrap to the diplomatic waste paper basket. Most of these fourteen points... would be interpreted... to mean anything or nothing."
- founded the first worldwide intergovernmental organisation whose only mission was to maintain world peace which it failed to do of course since Woodrow then never joined it but he did take his Nobel Peace Price for his crucial role in establishing the League of Nations.
- Drew Wilsonian Armenia on a map and then left it to die stillborn
- announced his support for the women's suffrage amendment.
- appointed Louis Brandeis, the first Jewish Supreme Court justice, who was instrumental in shaping the new Federal Reserve Act.