WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?! - 6/18/2018

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JanglyLoudThing said:
Never noticed the homage to Dana in their bedroom :story:
Edit: just noticed the Kate Winslet picture on the wall too lol
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Poor Shrek has seen some shit :cryblood:
 
"It makes me nervous you standing up there"
"I'm scared of heights"

Based on the DVDs in the background I'm going to guess each step was about the height of a DVD case, if not smaller. So at most Becky was 11 inches off the floor.
 
LightEmittingDiode said:
30 seconds in and I had to stop - I couldn't listen to her fucking panting in to the camera as she explains that she weighed in at 500lbs.
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Seriously, I had to stop early too. That panting she does almost makes me anxious. She's never not out of breath.

Guest69 said:
  • "A lot of" Mexican Rice i.e 4 portions, 800kcal
  • Fajita, 418 kcal
  • Chips with salza, ("1 cointainer" 36 chips with salsa) 1014 kcal
  • Pint of Ben and Jerries ice cream, 1000 kcal
  • 2 taco bell gordita crunch, 980 kcal
  • 2l Sprite, ~400 kcal
  • 3 chicken sandwiches with 45 kcal bread, "metucery"??? chicken, 2 Tbsp avocado mayonnaise, ~460 kcal
  • Popcorn, This source says 317kcal per 80g, I dont know how much popcorn weights so I will just use that
Thats 5390kcal
goooooorl
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I couldn't bear to listen to the video - did she say she drank a 2 liter of Sprite? If so your estimate may be low because a 2l of Sprite is 800 calories. Also did she eat a single pre-assembled fajita taco or a restaurant serving wherein they bring that sizzling pan of meat and a personal stash of flour tortillas? I get the feeling this intake may be closer to 7000 calories.
 
I'm cringing watching necky try to stick tacks into the wall stud. Yes gorl, that part of the wall IS harder than the rest of the wall. That's the part of the wall you SHOULD be hanging shit.
 
She says she's 500 lbs, which is the same amount that was shown on her scale two months ago.

BULLLLLLSHIT

AL is probably around 520 lbs. based on all the crap she's been eating (she's barely trying to hide it anymore) combined with zero minutes of exercise per day.

You're almost to 600 lbs. Gorl!! Fuck the hayders, just keep cramming that fried butter down your throat-hole and you'll be able to meet Dr. Now sooner than you think!
 
JanglyLoudThing said:
Never noticed the homage to Dana in their bedroom :story:
Edit: just noticed the Kate Winslet picture on the wall too lol
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There's also a Johnny Cash picture. I'm not calling it a poster because it looks like a picture printed out and framed, judging by the white edges. And if you look super closely, you can see it's crooked in the missized frame.

Maybe Becky is into Ring of Fire or Walk the Line, but I imagine it's just there for the sheer edge of flipping the bird.
 
Dr.Research said:
There's also a Johnny Cash picture. I'm not calling it a poster because it looks like a picture printed out and framed, judging by the white edges. And if you look super closely, you can see it's crooked in the missized frame.

Maybe Becky is into Ring of Fire or Walk the Line, but I imagine it's just there for the sheer edge of flipping the bird.
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It's amazing how almost every single one of the picture frames, posters and random stuff on the walls of that household are either crooked, missized or bolth. Usually badly crooked. Like they are constantly suffering from the effects of...ehem...earthquakes. Even the Johnny Cash print is slightly crooked inside the frame :story:
 

She is clearly bitter that Becky is decorating their room to HER liking. Her taste is hilariously juvenile and I'm glad it's making Amber seethe a lil. BTW that Kate Winslet poster is signed with a fake autograph that Amber thinks is real lol. I think she paid a lot of money for it.

It's been said but the cognitive dissonance between in one (strained) breath saying she doesn't need a therapist, she just needs to stick to a plan... and then in the next breath saying how she doesn't care anymore and that food gives her a bliss she can't find anywhere else... astounding truly.
 
Testaclese Maximus said:
Tbh you guys are way too fixated on her weight and need to cut her some slack.
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We're just working with what she gives us.


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Amberlynn is FAT and she's gonna die soon. Then we're all going to have to find another cow. Selfish, fat bitch that she is.
 
Jesus. Why does she always make the plan so unobtainable. 1,600 calories is WAY to low a caloric intake to maintain. Honestly, she should be between 2,300 - 2,500 calories a day. Maybe even a little higher than that. It’s just hard to comprehend that she’s not trolling because it’s been years of this. Years of “let’s hard restrict, fail, gain, hard restrict, fail, gain, etc...” why can’t she give high restriction (the most proven method of weight loss for people suffering with obesity) a chance?
 
Verbatim Goalz Gorl said:
Theory A: We're seeing another example of Amber morphing into her partner. Krystle was soft-spoken and cared somewhat about her health, so Amber was just the same. Dusty was a full-on sped, hence the brightly colored-clothing, bows atop shit-buns, and the loud, exceptional GOOORRRLL talk. Becky is clinically depressed and can't seem to find joy in anything, so Amber suddenly is too. Forget about when she was with Destiny, screeching at the top of her lungs, hanging out with friends and doing well at her job (allegedly). Becky's constantly sad, so Amber's constantly sad. Match made in heaven.

Theory B:


It could be possible that she's found a feeder/sponsor and these overly descriptive food talks are all for him. He pays her, she wallows publicly about *exactly* how much she ate each day, and he faps to it. This theory is less likely to be true, but there seem to be a lot of fucking freaks out there so who knows.
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Dude. Don’t sell yourself short. Amber is prime for feederism material. Bottom heavy and mobile at 500 pounds. Not even joking but if she went into the world of feederism she would make tons of bank and admiration. It’s very likely a good portion of her viewers are fetishes.
 
“I know I could go on a 1200 calorie a day diet and fill up on vegetables and lean meats, but I wouldn’t feel the kind of full I like to feel.”

The kind where you eat so much it piles up to your esophagus? There’s nothing I hate more than being full, so this statement is outlandish to me. Besides, is there really any difference in filling your gullet up on vegetables or Mexican food either? Full is full.

She needs a therapist because she has no idea why she does what she does. Insight never hurts but she doesn’t want it because then she can’t eat 7,000 calories a day. She doesn’t want to lose, she wants to eat everything in sight with no consequences.

She’s also over 500. I thought 530 months ago and she hadn’t lost weight. For her to go on that rant and talk about how disappointed she was in herself probably means she’s seen a number on the scales she’s never seen before. And it sure isn’t 502.
 
foodbeautypastashrimps said:
Dude. Don’t sell yourself short. Amber is prime for feederism material. Bottom heavy and mobile at 500 pounds. Not even joking but if she went into the world of feederism she would make tons of bank and admiration. It’s very likely a good portion of her viewers are fetishes.
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This probably will happen once the Bed Bound Saga gets fully underway. If it hasn't already happened...
One has to wonder why the hell she'd do a Mukbang or why she's always "accidentally" showing her cleavage.
 
If Amber was 502, she'd have shown herself on the scale. I really think she's around 530 / 540. When you see her entire body on camera, she's massive. Comparing her to 600 pound people, she's def smaller...but not by much.
 
DontTellMeHowToPlay said:
This probably will happen once the Bed Bound Saga gets fully underway. If it hasn't already happened...
One has to wonder why the hell she'd do a Mukbang or why she's always "accidentally" showing her cleavage.
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She's started using scooters for her Walmart safaris when she used to at least attempt to waddle. The end is nigh. #bedbound2k19
 
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