What is your ancestry?

I've never had a DNA test, but every one of my ancestors that I'm aware of were Northern English (varying from Yorkshire to Tyneside). My family on both sides were rural farming people, so I can't imagine they traveled very far.
 
My ancestors were meatbags and I'm a meatbag.

I come from a long line of meatbags who have work to do and who are tired of your moronic bullshit.
 
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Father's side: Southern Irish (originally from some kind of Nordic/Viking descent, who moved to Scotland and then to Southern Ireland)
Mother's side: British. My Grandmother is of Italian heritage and Grandfather is Burmese
 
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My family seemed to be on a personal mission to fuck someone from every single country in and around Europe so it's complicated. All I know is I'm welsh and English on my mom's side, while on my dad's side I'm apparently Scottish, and Native American.

Apparently I also have strong Greek, Norwegian, and Roman ancestry somewhere down the line, which means I am a descendant of the strongest warriors in all of europe and y'all shouldn't fuck with me.
 
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Okay, but there was. There's articles going back mentioning it.
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I wasn't claiming you are pulling a Liz Warren, I'm just saying you charge quite the APR for your shiny beads with that mix.

Now back to your kosher Scope you chug :P
 
Irish, Scots-Irish (Ulster-Scots for our UK Kiwis), Italian, and German.
 
Father's Side: Full Metal Jacket Potato (with distant French)
Mother's Side: American, Ashkenazi / Norwegian

my mother, like all Amerimutts, lays claim to vague Native American roots
 
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My dad's side is pure blue collar, Lutheran German from Illinois and Wisconsin. My mom is Spaniard by way of Cuba and I'm certain that somewhere on her side she has some Jew in there as well. Haven't gotten a DNA test but she and I both get pegged for being Jewish even by Jews themselves, it's bizarre really. We're both fairly ambiguous looking and could probably pass as almost any light skinned ethnicity whereas my Dad won't fool anyone into thinking he's anything other than a kraut.
 
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Mostly Viking but there's a mix of ancestors from various Northern European countries. Basically a mutt. (And yes, my mother swears someone in her lineage got knocked up by a Native because she feels her wandering spirit must only come from that.)
 
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