What is your best post on the farms?

CharlesBarkley

CharlesBarkley

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What is the most entertaining, informative or funny post you ever made? Stickers numbers don’t matter, I just want to read what YOU think is your best effort. Please link what you feel is your one and only post that represents all your goodness and smarts or whatever.

I think mine is this one that is not only educational, but erotic and also insightful about a tragic moment in human history. Sorry, I can’t quote due to age.

But please, show your best posts.
 
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I'm going to go with this one.

It was parody art I made of Keffals based on the Peter Lorre eyes meme going around at the time. Crazy story with it is after I logged off for the day, someone made a burner account on Twitter and taunted Keffals with it. When I came back on the Farms the next day, I learned that Keffals not only tweeted about it, but he reacted to it on one of his streams.
I also made it into his retarded press kit as violent threat #22.
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Yeah but the problem is if you admit you think a post is good that makes it gay.

It's like a sort of quantum physics thing where you can never actually have a good post, because as soon as you view it as good it stops being good anymore.

Plus it's tough to tell sometimes because like for example I remember I thought this one about my waifu being the fire keeper from Dark Souls 3 (because she's technically goth and comes back every time you beat her) was pretty funny and then people gave it mean ratings, and I couldn't tell if it's because it wasn't funny or if it's because genuine autists tend to use that thread and they couldn't tell it was a joke.
I mean, they liked a dumb one just above it about the volleyball from castaway being someone's waifu, and that's not even accurate, Wilson wasn't even a chick, it would be a husbando if anything.

Oh well, can't account for taste I guess.
 
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I forget what post it was but I told a really funny joke, made the best observation, and yes everyone did come out of the woodwork to congratulate me and the thread was immediately closed because nothing could ever come close to what I wrote and yes this actually did happen
 
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The time I posted I was happy to share chris-chans birthday...you know before he raped his mom. It's funny to me in a tragic sense now.
 
Most of mine are completely absurd and are only ever created to entertain myself and the two or three people here who maybe get it. I used to do fun things like hide all kinds of secrets in my posts and I think only one person ever solved even one of the riddles or puzzles so I stopped doing it (or did I....)

The post i worked hardest on was definitely evulotion it took awhile to wrangle the kitties into the Shapes I wanted them. dozens of iterations per cat. Of course it got like 9 replies and then vanished, which is oaky. I have spoken My Cat Truth and it is there for whomevered seeks it.
 
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This post got AltisticRight Null's attention & when it got featured other users came in to make their own edits.
 
I once offered some tendies to Null, he graciously accepted them.
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little did he know those tendies were laced with laxatives
 
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I have never posted anything useful on this website. I farm easy stickers in A&N, get into petty slapfights in Multimedia and Games, and am generally either forgettable or a nuisance in every thread I post in.

Every post I make is 10/10 solid gold and I could never pick a favorite, except maybe this one.
 
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