What is your best post on the farms?

Chin of Campbell said:
I have never posted anything useful on this website. I farm easy stickers in A&N, get into petty slapfights in Multimedia and Games, and am generally either forgettable or a nuisance in every thread I post in.

Every post I make is 10/10 solid gold and I could never pick a favorite, except maybe this one.
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Hey arent you vinny's ex gf sgtfgt
 
Insulting Null in a way that he couldn't admit I was wrong, tbh I save all of my good stuff on secret chats so If I completely unrestricted myself I think people wouldn't be able to handle it.
 
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Technically it's three posts, but that was just size based spreading, the post was written all in the same document. I'm the most proud of that drunken keffals porn critique, but it's probably not my best post.
 

I was going for a sort of troll, batshit satirical type thread and I’m pretty proud of it.

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How do you write such a long drawn out shitpost like this and not question your sanity?



This OP was just downright horrifying because I can't tell if it was a shitpost/bait or if some incel is being genuine about it. 10/10, quality shit, would read again.



10/10 if troll, 10/10 if serious. Now let's have some write-ups of state-funded fursona confirmation surgery, mandatory sissification and interracial sexual slavery for alt-righters, and the moral implications of sexbots that look like your mom at age 12. I mean, I can get "blah blah so-and-so will be re-elected" chatter anywhere, these sorts of topics are where the farms can shine.”
 
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The Moviebob thread subtitle used to be sourced from a post of mine and, tbh, the new one is seething about Bobbert a lot more than mine was.
 
@SSj_Ness's best post is one of the funniest on the entire forum:
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Imp Midna is unironically 40 pounds of pussy and ass. She's just floating drumsticks with a smug single fang grin. That's not even artists exaggerating it, her body mass is actually 80% in her cheeks, thighs, and pot belly. She's not a pear, she's a lightbulb. They had to know exactly what the fuck they were doing. I refuse to believe otherwise. People being creepy fuckers and sexualizing the Inklings and the bird girl from Wind Waker and all that shit, sure, that's on the fans. But Midna being a forty pound pussy that grinds on top of Link's head and bosses him around is 100% on Nintendo. Her imp form was actually MORE sexualized than her true form, which is astonishing since her true form is literally a completely naked woman in harem silks with black bodypaint covering over her bits.
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