What is your dumbest car?

[BirdUp]

I have 14-15 cars. Everyone says cars are cool but mine are all permanent reminders of times I was a retard.

 

[ShamefurDispray]

I only have one cuz I'm poor

 

[WhatInTheActualFuck]

I just have my truck. It's sort of a Swiss army knife vehicle, since it can seat five, comfortably move a half ton and then some of irregularly- or oversized nonsense, tow over three tons, drive over almost anything if needed and also serve as an impromptu home away from home if need be. It is admittedly sorta dumb, but I love it anyway.

 

[KittyGremlin]

I have two cars, one of them is in parts.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

0 cars but I have a pair of motorcycles I string together side by side

 

[Soup Sammiches]

I owned a Yugo for a while. Paid 200 bucks iirc.

 

[Dr. Puncherillo]

My 1994 for thunderbird was my stupidist car, this was a fucking boat.

 

[vomitusdeux]

I have a lot of cars! In grand theft auto

 

[User names must be unique]

This one that I made in MS paint to illustrate a point

 

[Cats]

I have owned in total throughout my life 4 black decommissioned 2002-2004 year model range Crown Victoria P71s, a 2004 champagne Mercedes ML350 that I got up to 250k miles before it croaked, two junker Jeep Cherokees and one black 2015 Dodge Ram.

 

[SNU]

My first car. I had no money. I bought 1 car where the body was fine but the engine was fucked. I bought 2 wrecked cars where the body was fucked but half of the other parts were good. I took all the non fucked parts out of the cars and put them in the body of the one that still looked okay. I don't know car stuff so I just looked at the parts and guessed how fucked it was by how fucked it looked. Then I'd pick the least looking fucked one and swap it out. I ended up with a Frankenstein car but it worked. I used it for a few years then sold it for about $1600. It cost me like $150 for all the parts cars.