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[The handsome tard]

"Adults, you know, we... have our accidents... " NO WE FUCKING DON'T!

If by accidents you mean stuff like accidentally deleting an important file or comment, dripping our coffees or saying something we didnt mean in times of anger? Stuff like that? Yes.
We DONT have accidents like the natural disasters your underwear suffers on a most likely daily basis.

 

[Double Dee]

"Well, I may be a maggot, I'm a pretty dang strong one."

"Don't. Call. Anybody!"

"Is this, uhh, Walter Grisby? Who threw that Fiesbee? Well, you know what?.[AUTISTIC SCREAMS.]"

And whatever triggered the "GOD-DAMNED BASTARDOUS CHILD" tag we got for a few weeks.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

If by accidents you mean stuff like accidentally deleting an important file or comment, dripping our coffees or saying something we didnt mean in times of anger? Stuff like that? Yes.
We DONT have accidents like the natural disasters your underwear suffers on a most likely daily basis.

You make Chris look like some kind of weirdo. Come on, who hasn't had his date stolen by a man in a pickle suit at least once? Right?

 

[The handsome tard]

You make Chris look like some kind of weirdo. Come on, who hasn't had his date stolen by a man in a pickle suit at least once? Right?

Mine was stolen by a man dressed up as a tomato...

I hate tomatoes now

 

[Theropod T. Dinosaur]

“He even stole my dog! Her spirit will be visiting you in your sleep tonight, and eating your soul!” -a threat to the creator of asperchu

“I may be a maggot, but I am a strong one!”
-said to “Matthew”, the “father” of “Kacey”.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

I was reading the CWCkipedia mailbags again (my all-time favourite Christorical writings) and noticed this gem:

The ONLY closet I came out was the Autistic Closet.

What the fuck did Chris mean by this? Did Chris, in all his striped-shirted, medallion-clad glory, think people can't tell he's autistic until he "comes out" to them?

 

[Roger Whore]

I ONCE KNEW A MAN FROM NANTUCKET!! (Autistic yelling as Chris lifts a chair)

 

[Hitagi Senjougahara]

"God loves you by your real name... so quit assuming the one that you stole."
"Her doghouse. That thing had to weigh, like, five, ten tons."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuaW5IzbnUc

 

[troon patrol]

"homos are going to hell"

"I've been true and honest"

"I'm a tough fighter"

"Jew"!

"...Pickle suited, nigger"!

If I were smart and sober I'd figure out how to do some video editing and do a chris chan hypocrisy super cut.

 

[blackpilled bird]

The "attraction sign" is probably my favorite cwc-ism. A real attraction sign is one that says if there's a Wendy's or a gas station on the next exit off the highway. Chris probably heard Bob say it and the idea stuck

 

[TV's Adam West]

You guys are really sleeping on

Well now, Mr. Clyde...your toime and rutches--your fame and four chun shall fall just like these Twin Towers! They go crumbling down, with an airplane!

 

[troon patrol]

"no rape... just hamsters"

-chris apologizes to my nigga Alec Benson Learly.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

"I will hunt you down, you damn, dirty trolls! This is war! AYE YAI YAI YAI YAI!!!"

"BOOBIES. VAGINAS. MMMM GORGEOUS!"

 

[Purpleshells]

“I am a gaybian”.

 

[deeman]

" and then i left the chair with such cheer and grace" - Yeah, sure Chris. Sure.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

"You don't have to tell me twice but during the stone age"

No-one will ever know what he meant

 

[RebelRein1488x]

This:

 

[SunnyDelight]

"I'm workin' on it."

 

[deeman]

"You don't have to tell me twice but during the stone age"

No-one will ever know what he meant

Ibelieve he mentioned the joke somewhere, don't remember now, but to simply put it the joke is that if he were a caveman you would have explain it twice, cuz "Caveman durr-hurr."

And the fact that Sonichu is a mutation doesn't help the joke anyhow.

 

[Alex Krycek]

“Y’all can pray to me as well.”