What is your favorite method of dispersing crowds?

[Doji]

Mine is hosing them with a firetruck.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

My farts

My farts are stinkier than your farts

 

[Doji]

My farts are stinkier than your farts

There's only one way to settle this just let me get my gas mask and get as far away from here as I can.

 

[Moths]

Wear a suit and carry a clipboard and try to get people's attention

 

[Meat Target]

My farts are stinkier than your farts

Wimp. My farts burn the lungs and blister the skin. Giving me cheese and seltzer water is tantamount to illegal WMD trafficking.

 

[draggs]

Canister shot from a tank

 

[Cats]

penile waggling

 

[Amphotericin B]

Killdozer

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

The right amount of chemical repellant applied directly to the felon:

 

[Moths]