What is your ideal mate?

Happiness

Happiness

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A poll for this is almost as large as my cock so I won’t even bother to try and pull out all its endless options.

Everyone’s got something that rocks their loins or gets the heart beating so fast that espresso starts feeling like latte. So tell me, autists, what kind of creature would suit you so well that you’d be wed ‘till death bites ya? Is it a Chad? A cat boy? A femme fatale? A tradwife that secures the future for white children?! A robot? Your own hand? Or are you an eunuch?!

Personally I’d fuck anyone so the question is as much a misnomer as it is to ask me if I am on the FBI’s watch list. Go on, tell me who’s your ideal other!
 
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Murmur said:
Fuck off retard.
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Lol.
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Happiness said:
A poll for this is almost as large as my cock so I won’t even bother to try and pull out all its endless options.

Everyone’s got something that rocks their loins or gets the heart beating so fast that espresso starts feeling like latte. So tell me, autists, what kind of creature would suit you so well that you’d be wed ‘till death bites ya? Is it a Chad? A cat boy? A femme fatale? A tradwife that secures the future for white children?! A robot? Your own hand? Or are you an eunuch?!

Personally I’d fuck anyone so the question is as much a misnomer as it is to ask me if I am on the FBI’s watch list. Go on, tell me who’s your ideal other!
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I found the YouTube video they made about your love-life. Honestly, congratulations on finding someone you autistic retard :)
 
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It isn't complicated, I want a beautiful woman with large breasts, a nice ass and is just an all around kind, loving and good person.

As far as shared interests go, I'd love for them to be an anime fan, I can take or leave them being a gamer, but that would be cool too.

If we're going to get a little more specific though, I want either a blond white woman or an Asian (preferable Japanese) woman (yes, I am a weeb)
 
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Orion Balls Deux said:
A dog.
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That's ruff, buddy.

One quality the ideal Mrs.Brosnan absolutely must have, a love of birds ( or can at least grow to love them). Also someone who is supportive, without being too enabling. That enjoys quality time together and listening to my awful jokes. I'd be good with that.
 
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