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What is your ideal mate?
- Thread starter Happiness
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- Jun 18, 2019
- Joined
- Apr 13, 2019
Physically small, flat as a board, light enough to carry about easily and lift. Caucasian, no weird fucking piercings and no tattoes, probably a more homely or bookish girl; I've never been into the 'celebrity' look or even the 'Stacy' look when it comes to women.
Otherwise, someone who is shy, sweet amd guarded, someone who I can be certain would appreciate me and hold me close after breaking that shell as she would be held in my own. I'm a pretty quiet and laid back guy, and I think I'd want the same in my partner. Emotional volatility and irrationality confuses the shit out of me, so mental illness like BPD and anything like that is a no go.
I don't know, its hard to truly put a neat bow on what exactly you value in a partner beyond basic standards and guesses as to what would work for you until you actually find that person you can make a life partner of. I hope I can find that woman one day.
Otherwise, someone who is shy, sweet amd guarded, someone who I can be certain would appreciate me and hold me close after breaking that shell as she would be held in my own. I'm a pretty quiet and laid back guy, and I think I'd want the same in my partner. Emotional volatility and irrationality confuses the shit out of me, so mental illness like BPD and anything like that is a no go.
I don't know, its hard to truly put a neat bow on what exactly you value in a partner beyond basic standards and guesses as to what would work for you until you actually find that person you can make a life partner of. I hope I can find that woman one day.
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I used to have an "ideal type", but eventually learned that while those women are fun & amazing in the sack (often mutually exclusive), they are also universally hazardous; those relationships were confusing as fuck & always flamed out in spectacular fashion.
When I got older & finally learned to avoid playing with fire (along with a measure of self-preservation), relationships became a lot more stable & rewarding. Limiting myself to one archetype also meant I pulled a lot less tail than I otherwise would have, and sadly I ended up ignoring otherwise good women.
When I got older & finally learned to avoid playing with fire (along with a measure of self-preservation), relationships became a lot more stable & rewarding. Limiting myself to one archetype also meant I pulled a lot less tail than I otherwise would have, and sadly I ended up ignoring otherwise good women.
Samson Pumpkin Jr.
kiwifarms.net
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1. is brave and selfless
2. Amazing attitude to keep spirits up
3. Body is wonderfully proportioned
4. has pretty eyes
5. scientifically proven high adaptability
6. gives off a sense of warmth and softness
7. beautiful
8. tastes good
9. has a sense of rhythm
10. would keep you warm and share food with you
11. is good at pressing buttons
12. would be a good mother.
13. that amount of crazy
14. knows how to operate all weapons
15. retreats
16. is protective of those she loves
17. has no inhibitions
18. could make a great meal
19. is probably God
20. is the coolest person in the world
21. inspires creativity
22. is very strong
23. is difficult to digest
24. makes her friends happy
25. knows how to not embarrass her friend in heartfelt gifts
26. knows the way
27. afraid to experiment with the unknown
28. balanced
29. doesn't get hangovers
30. defends the weak
31. she is athletic to the extent that she could compete on an international level
32. is always helpful regardless of circumstances
33. ashamed of nudity
34. greatest philosopher of her time
35. can harness the power of the moon
36. can predict the next eclipse
37. cute face
38. can defeat anyone, man or beast despite obvious disadvantage
39. can discern between edible and inedible
40. intelligent
41. body is warm and would be nice to cuddle with
42. is a survivor of impossible circumstances
43. world's greatest riflewoman
44. quick reflexes
45. can hide things well
46. she has studied in university
47. she has money but not too much money
48. is loved by her family
49. can eat shit and not get sick
50. memorised all of Shakespeare's plays
51. she is good at solving mysteries
52. she respects the achievements of others
53. can run a minute mile
54. can wrestle a bear
56. understands the concept of death
57. probably fertile
58. she would never abandon a friend
59. very hygienic
60. she is extremely genki
61. very cute when intoxicated
62. defines life itself
63. can survive long periods without oxygen
64. understands how valuable life is
65. very resourceful
66. highly empathetic
67. Therapeutic, helped her friends over issues
68. she is very photogenic
69. she is an excellent tactician
70. cute navel
71. she is very kissable
72. she has very nice hair
73. she is interdimensional
74. hands on learner
75. healthy state of mind
76. she probably tastes good
77. she is designed for cold environments
78. she can create culture
79. she could be an excellent farmer
80. she understands that something are just true
81. loves all living beings
82. can perform miracles
83. she can bring people together in the name of God
84. she sounds cute when sleeping
85. She is very pure
86. very animal friendly
87. she is very fashionable
88. she has a wonderful smile
89. she is an excellent swimmer
90. she is good at crafts
91. she is an avid collector of fine artifacts
92. she is an excellent dancer
93. she has a nice butt
94. good vision
95. great taste in food
96. she enjoys explosions
97. she is very imaginative
98. can conjure items into existence
99. she can type really fast
100. likes to eat candy
101. she can open doors with her feet
102. knows the nuclear launch codes
103. she can tell a good story
104. she exists to be loved
105. played the wii growing up
106. her skin is likely smooth
107. well padded
108. she never gives up
109. she enjoys building things
110. she is an astrologist
111. she would risk injury for the sake of her friends
112. she does well with what little she has
113. she can anticipate danger
114. she owns the best rifle ever made
115. she can sleep whenever she wants
116. can be very supportive
117. she knows how to discipline children
118. she can be a prankster
119. she is an excellent archeologist
120. she is an excellent anthropologist
121. she has a very soothing and lovely voice
122. she has a good survival instinct
123. she is an excellent medic
124. she can prolong your life by a couple years
125. she is an outstanding waitress
126. she is really cute
127. she is humble
128. gives off a motherly aura
129. has nice breath
130. she is very polite
131. she is proud
132. she can most definitely be trusted
133. she is honest
134. she has experience being a teacher
135. her head fits snugly in head gear
136. she is considerate of others
137. she has a good immune system
138. her race is ambiguous
139. she is proud of her country
140. she has a really nice name
141. she owns guns illegally
142. she can act goofy
143. can operate a giant death robot
144. has a well balanced diet
145. she's hip
146. she has great hips
147. she is in touch with humanity
148. she has cute feet
149. she can sew
150. she can speak to food
151. she secretly admires Hitler
152. she can speak various languages
153. she's good at digging
154. abnormally strong teeth
155. endless
156. she is sly
157. she has great dental hygiene
158. unknown
159. can take the place of society
160. always has something to look forward to
161. doesn't mind the rain
162. could tell a story without saying a word
163. she has an excellent collection of milsurp
164. she has a very soothing appearance
165. she isn't afraid to try new things, especially food
166. she is difficult to put into words
167. she's very knowledgeable about firearms
168. keeps you coming back for more
169. transcends all language barriers
170. got along with hopelessness
171. cute armpits
172. able to impede the natural order
173. can't be ignored
174. a dedicated and hardworking employee
175. really great at hugging
176. wouldn't hurt anyone, even if they wanted it
177. may be capable of entering a hibernation mode
178. skilled with bashing weapons
179. nice legs
180. mysterious
181. really likes fish
182. she is very sweet
183. she is very caring
184. was able to kill an intelligent AI
185. unpredictable
186. she is a hero
187. she has a good head for heights
188. she can wear the same thing every day and still look good
189. she has taken a picture of big foot
190. she is a fan of the Joe Rogan experience
191. she can play any musical instrument
192. probably can conduct a train
193. has detailed knowledge about British naval history
194. she has an n-word pass
195. she loves to travel
196. she is literate
197. she knows when to shut the fuck up
198. she can extract the poison out of a pufferfish
199. was involved in the production of sponge bob square pants
201. can digest wood
202. she doesn't like the dark
203. she likes to go off the beaten track
204. culinary expertise
205. she is open with new experiences
206. she has chubby thighs
207. she has eudomonia
208. she enjoys a good meal
209. she has tried making bread
210. she respectful in written messages
211. she likes being pet
212. she is upbeat
213. she can invert her eyelids when listening to music
214. has had some good burgers in her time
215. secretly a wignat
216. she will never disappoint
217. she can appear in your rear view mirror and scare you
218. she knows the important of taking care of yourself
219. she can find truffles
220. she is content
221. she looks cute when sleeping
222. lives the right way
223. can teleport at will
224. frequently asked about how she looks so good
225. appreciates architecture
226. she doesn't get sick
227.
228. she warns you when you're doing the wrong thing
229. she's a natural drummer
230. she is happy in the right way
231. she can make glass by rubbing sand between her hands
2. Amazing attitude to keep spirits up
3. Body is wonderfully proportioned
4. has pretty eyes
5. scientifically proven high adaptability
6. gives off a sense of warmth and softness
7. beautiful
8. tastes good
9. has a sense of rhythm
10. would keep you warm and share food with you
11. is good at pressing buttons
12. would be a good mother.
13. that amount of crazy
14. knows how to operate all weapons
15. retreats
16. is protective of those she loves
17. has no inhibitions
18. could make a great meal
19. is probably God
20. is the coolest person in the world
21. inspires creativity
22. is very strong
23. is difficult to digest
24. makes her friends happy
25. knows how to not embarrass her friend in heartfelt gifts
26. knows the way
27. afraid to experiment with the unknown
28. balanced
29. doesn't get hangovers
30. defends the weak
31. she is athletic to the extent that she could compete on an international level
32. is always helpful regardless of circumstances
33. ashamed of nudity
34. greatest philosopher of her time
35. can harness the power of the moon
36. can predict the next eclipse
37. cute face
38. can defeat anyone, man or beast despite obvious disadvantage
39. can discern between edible and inedible
40. intelligent
41. body is warm and would be nice to cuddle with
42. is a survivor of impossible circumstances
43. world's greatest riflewoman
44. quick reflexes
45. can hide things well
46. she has studied in university
47. she has money but not too much money
48. is loved by her family
49. can eat shit and not get sick
50. memorised all of Shakespeare's plays
51. she is good at solving mysteries
52. she respects the achievements of others
53. can run a minute mile
54. can wrestle a bear
56. understands the concept of death
57. probably fertile
58. she would never abandon a friend
59. very hygienic
60. she is extremely genki
61. very cute when intoxicated
62. defines life itself
63. can survive long periods without oxygen
64. understands how valuable life is
65. very resourceful
66. highly empathetic
67. Therapeutic, helped her friends over issues
68. she is very photogenic
69. she is an excellent tactician
70. cute navel
71. she is very kissable
72. she has very nice hair
73. she is interdimensional
74. hands on learner
75. healthy state of mind
76. she probably tastes good
77. she is designed for cold environments
78. she can create culture
79. she could be an excellent farmer
80. she understands that something are just true
81. loves all living beings
82. can perform miracles
83. she can bring people together in the name of God
84. she sounds cute when sleeping
85. She is very pure
86. very animal friendly
87. she is very fashionable
88. she has a wonderful smile
89. she is an excellent swimmer
90. she is good at crafts
91. she is an avid collector of fine artifacts
92. she is an excellent dancer
93. she has a nice butt
94. good vision
95. great taste in food
96. she enjoys explosions
97. she is very imaginative
98. can conjure items into existence
99. she can type really fast
100. likes to eat candy
101. she can open doors with her feet
102. knows the nuclear launch codes
103. she can tell a good story
104. she exists to be loved
105. played the wii growing up
106. her skin is likely smooth
107. well padded
108. she never gives up
109. she enjoys building things
110. she is an astrologist
111. she would risk injury for the sake of her friends
112. she does well with what little she has
113. she can anticipate danger
114. she owns the best rifle ever made
115. she can sleep whenever she wants
116. can be very supportive
117. she knows how to discipline children
118. she can be a prankster
119. she is an excellent archeologist
120. she is an excellent anthropologist
121. she has a very soothing and lovely voice
122. she has a good survival instinct
123. she is an excellent medic
124. she can prolong your life by a couple years
125. she is an outstanding waitress
126. she is really cute
127. she is humble
128. gives off a motherly aura
129. has nice breath
130. she is very polite
131. she is proud
132. she can most definitely be trusted
133. she is honest
134. she has experience being a teacher
135. her head fits snugly in head gear
136. she is considerate of others
137. she has a good immune system
138. her race is ambiguous
139. she is proud of her country
140. she has a really nice name
141. she owns guns illegally
142. she can act goofy
143. can operate a giant death robot
144. has a well balanced diet
145. she's hip
146. she has great hips
147. she is in touch with humanity
148. she has cute feet
149. she can sew
150. she can speak to food
151. she secretly admires Hitler
152. she can speak various languages
153. she's good at digging
154. abnormally strong teeth
155. endless
156. she is sly
157. she has great dental hygiene
158. unknown
159. can take the place of society
160. always has something to look forward to
161. doesn't mind the rain
162. could tell a story without saying a word
163. she has an excellent collection of milsurp
164. she has a very soothing appearance
165. she isn't afraid to try new things, especially food
166. she is difficult to put into words
167. she's very knowledgeable about firearms
168. keeps you coming back for more
169. transcends all language barriers
170. got along with hopelessness
171. cute armpits
172. able to impede the natural order
173. can't be ignored
174. a dedicated and hardworking employee
175. really great at hugging
176. wouldn't hurt anyone, even if they wanted it
177. may be capable of entering a hibernation mode
178. skilled with bashing weapons
179. nice legs
180. mysterious
181. really likes fish
182. she is very sweet
183. she is very caring
184. was able to kill an intelligent AI
185. unpredictable
186. she is a hero
187. she has a good head for heights
188. she can wear the same thing every day and still look good
189. she has taken a picture of big foot
190. she is a fan of the Joe Rogan experience
191. she can play any musical instrument
192. probably can conduct a train
193. has detailed knowledge about British naval history
194. she has an n-word pass
195. she loves to travel
196. she is literate
197. she knows when to shut the fuck up
198. she can extract the poison out of a pufferfish
199. was involved in the production of sponge bob square pants
201. can digest wood
202. she doesn't like the dark
203. she likes to go off the beaten track
204. culinary expertise
205. she is open with new experiences
206. she has chubby thighs
207. she has eudomonia
208. she enjoys a good meal
209. she has tried making bread
210. she respectful in written messages
211. she likes being pet
212. she is upbeat
213. she can invert her eyelids when listening to music
214. has had some good burgers in her time
215. secretly a wignat
216. she will never disappoint
217. she can appear in your rear view mirror and scare you
218. she knows the important of taking care of yourself
219. she can find truffles
220. she is content
221. she looks cute when sleeping
222. lives the right way
223. can teleport at will
224. frequently asked about how she looks so good
225. appreciates architecture
226. she doesn't get sick
227.
228. she warns you when you're doing the wrong thing
229. she's a natural drummer
230. she is happy in the right way
231. she can make glass by rubbing sand between her hands
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- Jul 5, 2017
You joke, but hilariously enough, Majima is top-tier husbando material.
- Great with kids
- Fun personality
- Amazing sense of humor
- Doesn't let his traumatic past, or the fact that he's technically crippled get in the way of him living his life
- Doesn't give a single fuck what people think about him
- Will always be there to save your ass no matter how contrived or dire the situation
- Always more than willing to surprise you
- Will always be happy to see you
- Actually pretty intelligent
- Has a steady stream of income
- Can drive despite technically having no depth-perception
- Looks fantastic despite being in his 50s
- Great singing voice
- Can absolutely destroy fucking anyone in a fight so long as they aren't the main character
- Most importantly, has canonically more than held his own in a zombie apocalypse
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VIPPER?
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Jun 20, 2020
I wasn't kidding, at least not much. Kiryu and Goro are top tier husbando material, even if only because they protect who they even only just like, can lose themselves in simple fun stuff, and are generally just out to have a good time and fukken smite anyone whose own "good time" gets in the way of anyone else's. At the risk of being autismal, even before finding that series I'd met aged-out hood rats and was always a little jealous of the lifestyle. Not for money and power, but for being such full, well-rounded people who are both so materially and emotionally secure.
God of Nothing
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Aug 31, 2016
tomboy gf
Really a somewhat athletic woman who is their own person. Ideally, a partner that can take care of a child if I ever died, even if single mothers are a horrible thing. A functional family and still living father is best, so they can take my place as father figure just in case. Politics, faith, and race are irrelevant. Not necessarily good looking but at least average.
watch me end up with a completely different type than what i described
Really a somewhat athletic woman who is their own person. Ideally, a partner that can take care of a child if I ever died, even if single mothers are a horrible thing. A functional family and still living father is best, so they can take my place as father figure just in case. Politics, faith, and race are irrelevant. Not necessarily good looking but at least average.
watch me end up with a completely different type than what i described
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- Mar 22, 2021
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Homophobic white dog
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Oct 24, 2014
Unfulfillable fantasies? Immortal otherworldly mommy.
Realistically? Next door girl with above average perception and attention span. Preferably South Asian.
Nothing unrealistic for me, I hope.
Realistically? Next door girl with above average perception and attention span. Preferably South Asian.
Nothing unrealistic for me, I hope.
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