What is your million dollar idea?

I have a few of these written in my notes.
  • A game show in which you take a seemingly random group of people who all have one highly specific thing in common and put them in a room together until they figure out what that thing is
  • Mid City, a cannabis dispensary for people who want to get high without being comatose due to the absurdly high THC levels of weed nowadays
  • A clothing line for every seasonal color palette. Everyone has a specific group of colors, usually based on the seasons, that are the most harmonious with their coloring but it can be difficult to find nice clothes in your colors sometimes. I would love to create a store that intentionally has pieces available in colors that suit every palette and provides on-site color analysis services.
  • Chris Chan: The Musical (wrote this one down pre-merge, oof)
  • Pie in the Sky, a charity organization dedicated to making people's random ass ideas like these happen
 
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A sturdy teflon coated home with teflon furniture bolted to the teflon floor. Instead of cleaning you wait outside while the house is filled with natural gas, the gas is then ignited and the explosion burns and shoots all the crud out of some sort of chimney that acts as a pressure valve.
 
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A farm where you grow cash crops and you find a bunch of people you don't need to pay to grow them for you.

Except the people have the same skin color as you.
 
Restaurant that refuses to serve anyone non white, non Christian, or who otherwise doesn't meet strict right wing political standards.

I gotta get to Fox News early in order to get maximized right wing sympathy bux though. Gary's Chicaro's missed that boat and potential.
 
Not mine but I remember watching one of idubbbz’s kickstarter craps (before he was cursed with his wife) and he was talking about a streaming kit. How someone would make a shit ton of money selling a streaming kit with some cheap ass headphones, recording software and other cheap stuff. That would target the young wannabe YouTuber’s who want to upload lets plays.
 
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Gede labah said:
- A soundproof room you can pay to go in and shout 'nigger'. The doorman is black and give you specific permission to use the word.
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These are my advanced prototype design notes for a blanket designed for people like me who for some utterly autistic reason need to have something on each side of their heads while sleeping. You could use pillows but that's not as convenient as the Snurgle (tm) which features a face-hole for ease of breathing while it envelopes your cheeks in blankety bliss.

There is also the Cool Snurgle (tm) which features a patented cooling crotch window for people who easily overheat at night but also are concerned that exposed toes puts them at risk of Boogeyman attacks.
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byuu said:
A magic machine that solves all problems. I don't know how to build it but it's clearly a million dollar idea.
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A million? This could make AT LEAST two mil! Patent that shit!!
 
Nice try (((OP))), I see what you're doing here.

A website the keeps autistic records of how politicians have voted, measures they've publicly supported, etc. Would be ready-only unless you were a paychad, then similar functionality to KF. Someone should do it, because I'm not
 
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Mine's just a 50 dollar idea meant to be sold to a few thousand people people. Innovations in radiation shielding are absolute grifts. For example foamed lead is just as effective as lead wool but costs 400x as much to manufacture. A 12x12x4 inch brick of borated polyethylene costs 500 bucks while box of borax and some epoxy costs maybe 50. You can just modify pre-existing lead wool bags with a nipple to just inject borated epoxy into so it can be cast in place to reduce neutron streaming, which causes scattering radiation fields and embrittles metal outside of the reactor internals. You can beat it with a hammer if you need the shit to stay flexible.

It seems like a small issue, but it will ultimately save new construction projects thousands. I've already done a proof of concept. Working on the patent then just saying "go wild" to fuck over all the grifters who are squatting on things like "add boron to concrete, that'll be 20000 in royalties if you use it in your construction project haha."
 
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Makea Linux distro for kids, and sell it on some shitty hardware. Sell it as "educational toy" and bundle it with stuff like Libra so that it can be used for work.
 
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A vacuum wand with a heavy duty incinerator on the other end (but still small enough to be hand-held), so you can suck in bugs or spiders and it cremates them so you don't have to deal with bug guts. I don't mind killing bugs, but I don't like cleaning up afterwards, plus things like roaches and stink bugs (obviously) stink.
 
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