What is your most embarrassing date?

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I'm 25 and I asked a goth woman (who was fat btw) on a date and she said yes and she showed up to the movie theater and only brought enough money to buy popcorn and didn't pay for our tickets.

It was so embarrassing when I realized I was dating a poor person. I left early and blocked her number. Did I do anything wrong lads?
 
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I had one date with a girl that could only be classified as a Karen. She complained about the food, she complained about the drinks we ordered, she complained about the environment the restaurant was in, it was a nightmare. If it wasn't for the sex, I'd give it a 0/10.
 
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Daddy's Angry Juice said:
I had one date with a girl that could only be classified as a Karen. She complained about the food, she complained about the drinks we ordered, she complained about the environment the restaurant was in, it was a nightmare. If it wasn't for the sex, I'd give it a 0/10.
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Well, what are you rating it with the seggs?
 
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She was great in the sack I'd put it at a 8/10, proper riding maneuvers and the sack got a lot of love. But the date was garbage before that, and any sex on a date is an automatic 6/10
 
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When I first met my husband, he took me out to see the movie Up. We were both teens, and thought it would be a cute movie. We didn't know anything about it, and I was sobbing after the dead wife part, because I had lost my dad to cancer less than six months before.

But we stuck it out, and enjoyed the movie. After that, we went rollerskating together! They called couple's skate, and we went to get out on the floor... And he took off really hard, which tripped me, and I landed on my ass, and I think I bruised my tailbone. Any gluteal movement hurt for the next week.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
When I first met my husband, he took me out to see the movie Up. We were both teens, and thought it would be a cute movie. We didn't know anything about it, and I was sobbing after the dead wife part, because I had lost my dad to cancer less than six months before.

But we stuck it out, and enjoyed the movie. After that, we went rollerskating together! They called couple's skate, and we went to get out on the floor... And he took off really hard, which tripped me, and I landed on my ass, and I think I bruised my tailbone. Any gluteal movement hurt for the next week.
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No anal for you futur hubby then, I presume? :shit-eating:
 
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