What is your preferred Subway order?

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im gonna go to subway on friday after the gym. give me your favorite subway order. most upvoted post by friday wins. i will post pic of the sandwich and give a review
 
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Had a regular who would order a tuna and meatball on Herb and Cheese with pepperjack, toasted. Onion, olives, Sweet Onion Teriyaki. I still remember that order, because it was terrifying.
So my plan was going to be that I got this order and then after I ate it I would shit it out, place the turd in the wrapper, and be like "haha guys I just ordered the subway shit meal" to totally prank @We Are The Witches.

What happened is that I got this order, ate it, and then like an hour later when the shits came on I had constipation so bad I thought I was going to have to go to the fucking hospital. I had to give myself an enema because my roommate wasn't home and I was stuck on the toilet for an hour...
footlong, italian herbs and cheese, steak and cheese with pepperjack, toasted, guac, spinach, tomatoes, jalapeno, banana peppers, olives, pickles, cucumber, chipotle southwest(I think they changed it to Baja Chipotle now), Ranch and a shit ton of black pepper. its a fucking mess and I love it. Warning: you will have diarrhea after consuming this.
 
Footlong meatball tbh, but unless you're deliberately ingesting garbage to die sooner maybe that's not what you should eat.
 
I worked at Subway for a while & during that time tried basically everything (except for the seafood, gross).

What you want is a pizza sub on rye bread with buffalo sauce (this is a SECRET INGREDIENT which typically only goes on the buffalo chicken, but if you ask for it in the meats phase they'll add it). Mozzarella cheese, toasted. Lettuce, olives, jalapenos. For the second sauce, you need something creamy to balance the buffalo -- I prefer aioli, but chipotle or mayo works too. Salt & pepper to finish.

This sandwich is a sensory experience that makes all other Subway pale in comparison. You will laugh, you will cry, you will see the Lord's face and return to earth as one of His angels. It's good.
 
Steak, tuna, or cold cut combo. Footlong. Usually whole wheat. Jack cheese if they have it. All the veggies. Lots of chipotle southwest. Salt and pepper.
 
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