What is your preferred Subway order?

[The Noise]

im gonna go to subway on friday after the gym. give me your favorite subway order. most upvoted post by friday wins. i will post pic of the sandwich and give a review

 

[Town Drunk]

Water. I'd imagine they'd still find a way to fuck that up though.

 

[SandyCat]

Water. I'd imagine they'd still find a way to fuck that up though.

You'll get it from the water button on their moldy soda machine that hasn't been cleaned in 6 months

 

[murph]

I like the Italian BMT with salt and pepper and vinegar and oil and extra onion and banana peppers on toasted whatever bread. And a cookie.

 

[Vining]

Eat shit then.

That's an order.

You made a big mistake there, buddy.

 

[OrionBalls]

Well... It's Friday and it looks like you're either eating shit or a meatball and tuna. Post pics!

 

[Cornfed]

Nothing at this point. These niggers are charging 9 fucking dollars for a 6 inch turkey.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

If OP didn't get my order, I'll post Exodia.

 

[The Noise]

I am very sorry to disappoint.

Had a regular who would order a tuna and meatball on Herb and Cheese with pepperjack, toasted. Onion, olives, Sweet Onion Teriyaki. I still remember that order, because it was terrifying.

So my plan was going to be that I got this order and then after I ate it I would shit it out, place the turd in the wrapper, and be like "haha guys I just ordered the subway shit meal" to totally prank @We Are The Witches.

What happened is that I got this order, ate it, and then like an hour later when the shits came on I had constipation so bad I thought I was going to have to go to the fucking hospital. I had to give myself an enema because my roommate wasn't home and I was stuck on the toilet for an hour as I passed the fermented log that had somehow managed to accumulate in my colon. For the record the sandwich was fucking terrible but I still ate it.

I don't know what they put in that sub sandwich but I'm never eating at that Subway again. It was like 17 dollars as a footlong and drink too. What the fuck. I feel so Indian.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Subway has nosedived post-pandemic worse than any other fast food joint and that's saying something. I think I've had it three times since 2021 and it was absolutely disgusting and shockingly overpriced each time.

Anyway, foot long meatball on Italian herbs and cheese, pepper jack, untoasted, jalapenos and oregano.