What is your weird business idea?

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So Rolling Stone won't stop sending me their magazine. I never subscribed and they always send me notices that my sub is about to run out unless I pay. Yet they keep sending it to me, regardless of the fact I've never given them money once. They even find my new address when I move. So it ends up in my bathroom and I read it when I...


Point is it's not a very good magazine. I would read something much better, but magazines are all pretty lame and I'd only read them when I...

What I want to is create the perfect magazine for taking a... It would have lots of interesting single serving articles that would be captivating, but that would only last the length of one... That way you'd get a months worth of ... out of it. It'd be perfect and people would buy it just to keep in their bathroom. People would be like, wow this guy is cool when they saw it in your bathroom.

I think I'd call it Pooper's digest. What is your weird business idea?
 
I want to start a bar where you can get an IV with fluids full of vitamins and electrolytes when you leave so you're not hungover the next day. We could also do a home delivery service so when you're hungover in the morning we can perk you right up
 
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Lipitor said:
The whole point of it being a magazine is you don't have to touch a book that's been in the bathroom for 4 years. I don't know if that's something of value to you or not.
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When you're already sitting in a bathroom about to grab a bunch of paper and rub it on your shit-covered asshole, the fact the book has been there a while isn't of much concern, though.
 
My friend was going to do a gaming-based afternoon care center - he scoped out this landplot right next to a school and told me that he was going to buy several high-end computers, have a study 'quiet' room for them to do their homework and etc. afterwards they would be allowed on the computers and consoles.

He even asked me to design his logo and he did a shitty powerpoint to get funding from his local bank. I had a look with my buisness-orientated, and somehow wiser-than-god gay friend on his report and we whole heatedly laughed at the idea in his face: "Do you really expect ten year old to not fuck up a $900+ computer?" gay dude says as I go through the presentation picking up on informal and ugly choices. It didn't help as well because his financial record was dirty as hell and his disability that caused him to leak ass-liquid 24/7 would be around children. In the end he didn't speak of it again, and probably got salty over the fact he was rejected and a few weeks later he left us a nicely destroyed TS server and then fucked off.

So I twisted in my head around that thought - what instead of computers it was like, cardgames and tabletop? Nothing too fancy and something the adults could get into as well. I mean - at least they're there and not dealing with drugs or some shit.
 
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I've always wondered how a business that specializes in mutilated genitalia would hold up.
 
Travelling fish tank cleaning and maintenance services
 
Selling Kiwi Merchandising:

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A dating app that's aimed at bros who want bros. Basically like tinder but you're looking for bros to hang out and watch football and drink beer with.
 
Dungeon Contractor.

Say you want a some custom bondage furniture quietly delivered & set up. A ceiling sex-swing safely installed in your playroom for suspension bondage? Or your Fuckingmachine threw a cam & you can't figure out how to fix it, or your Sybian's "Rotate" function isn't working. Or you want a mirror ceiling installed in the bedroom? Rebuild a Jacuzzi pump to handle the viscosity of maple syrup? No problem. Find and deliver 200 gallons of maple syrup? Give us a call & we're on it.

We can do it. Safe, discreet, secure, licensed and insured.

Each service truck also has an autoclave for hard sterilization of items, and a selection of top-end toys, sex-positive books and informative DVD's, lubes and smallwares for purchase.
 
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not really a business idea, but i reckon if i could invent a silent vacuum clearer i'd make a shitton.
 
Off the top of my head: A jukebox which you can load LP's into and pick sides/songs (something about getting the stylus to detect the black space between tracks.) I'd say hipsters would eat that up
 
The Knife's Husbando said:
Dungeon Contractor.

Say you want a some custom bondage furniture quietly delivered & set up. A ceiling sex-swing safely installed in your playroom for suspension bondage? Or your Fuckingmachine threw a cam & you can't figure out how to fix it, or your Sybian's "Rotate" function isn't working. Or you want a mirror ceiling installed in the bedroom? Rebuild a Jacuzzi pump to handle the viscosity of maple syrup? No problem. Find and deliver 200 gallons of maple syrup? Give us a call & we're on it.

We can do it. Safe, discreet, secure, licensed and insured.

Each service truck also has an autoclave for hard sterilization of items, and a selection of top-end toys, sex-positive books and informative DVD's, lubes and smallwares for purchase.
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You know what that's something that could work as a business, it's very nich and you'd have to be willing to travel to make it work but considering the people into that sort of thing are really willing to spend money on getting it right it right you could make a fair bit of cash.
 
Ravenor said:
You know what that's something that could work as a business, it's very nich and you'd have to be willing to travel to make it work but considering the people into that sort of thing are really willing to spend money on getting it right it right you could make a fair bit of cash.
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I'm guessing it already exists as a concept but I'm fucked if I'm googling it.
 
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My basic idea was to have a home shop for fabrication, an online site for ordering/planning, and using plain white box-style trucks for delivery and setup. In the back of the truck on one side would be a bolted-down workbench & basic tooling setup, and secured retail-style racks of toys/DVDs/condoms/lubes/gear on the other side, with a mobile debit/credit card reader like they have in wreckers. Oh, and a pile of empty refrigerator boxes, so we can carry stuff into your house with the neighbors none the wiser.

One of my main points would be to hire people that are as knowledgeable in fabrication & construction as they are knowledgeable in kink.
 
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