What Jew would you save from Holocaust 3.0? And why? - Jewish Kiwi’s unfortunately can only save themselves

[Meat Target]

Joel and Ethan Coen.

 

[Bionicle of War]

Pregnant Anne Frank so I could save the Confederacy.

 

[Certified_Autist]

Bobby Fischer because he's a good chess player, had based opinions, and would definitely be a funny lolcow were he alive today

 

[Alex Krycek]

Wait is @JEVVS a Jew?

 

[EyeGuy]

Joshua Conner Moon

 

[JambledUpWords]

My husband. Yes, I now have connections to all the banking systems.

 

[SITHRAK!]

Mel Brooks.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

My bitch ex-GF from a long time ago. I owe her one for how I ended thing.

 

[Snack Cracker]

Only one?

Well Josh Groban, Sacha Baron Cohen, and Jeff Goldblum are going to have to fight it out then.

 

[SITHRAK!]

Sacha Baron Cohen

Why him?
Hypocritical purveyor of racist humor, supporter of cancel culture and censorship of comedy, he’s almost the living definition of ‘rootless cosmopolitan’.

 

[byuu]

All of them because murder is wrong.

 

[Snack Cracker]

Why him?
Hypocritical purveyor of racist humor, supporter of cancel culture and censorship of comedy, he’s almost the living definition of ‘rootless cosmopolitan’.

Because I find him funny and he’s not bad looking outside of his character getups.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Schindler's A grey cat's list:
Jeff Goldblum
Adam Sandler
Mel Brooks
Harrison Ford
Mark Hamill
R.L Stine
Jack Black
Mark Wahlberg
Is Daniel stern Jewish?
Basically the ones who amuse me...bonus points if they make me laugh...they shall be spared and made into my own personal jesters...Except for that Goblin Sarah Silverman and the no longer fat but still egotistical Seth Rogan. They can both be given one way tickets to Birkenau for all I care.

 

[Wraith]

Rob Schnieder of all things.
Also these guys:

I hate jews with a passion, but I'm too centered to see when some people don't deserve the plastic shredder. I don't 100% agree with those above, cause they might be shills or whatever, but it's not a bad thing to have them around tactically.

Also when people find out just how viciously evil mel brooks, spielburg and harrison ford are... you're not gonna want them around breathing, or their families.

 

[trailcamwhore]

Sacha Baron Cohen

You can kill us all if we get to watch him die first.

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

Larry David. The only Jew worthy of redemption.

 

[Red Hood]

Piss on you, I'm working for Mel Brooks!

 

[pen burger]

Before you give an answer, consider for a second that no matter what they're good at, in their absence a better, non-jewish version may rise to fill the role via the free markets.

 

[Frostnipped Todger]

Before you give an answer, consider for a second that no matter what they're good at, in their absence a better, non-jewish version may rise to fill the role via the free markets.

Which is exactly the argument that my pick would use.

Michael Malice

 

[Russian Bot]

Schindler's A grey cat's list:
Jeff Goldblum
Adam Sandler
Mel Brooks
Harrison Ford
Mark Hamill
R.L Stine
Jack Black
Mark Wahlberg
Is Daniel stern Jewish?
Basically the ones who amuse me...bonus points if they make me laugh...they shall be spared and made into my own personal jesters...Except for that Goblin Sarah Silverman and the no longer fat but still egotistical Seth Rogan. They can both be given one way tickets to Birkenau for all I care.

Harrison Ford isn't Jewish. He lied about it to get work.