What job would you be least suited to do? - Or what job would you hate the most.

[Spunt]

I would make the world's worst soldier:

- I'm a massive coward
- I have flat feet, a bad back and dysfunctional kidneys
- I have a very low tolerance for boredom
- I can't sleep in communal dorms
- I probably couldn't kill someone unless my family was in danger
- I really hate being told what to do

However, whilst I would make a useless soldier, the job I would hate the most is bus driver. Even though I could probably be passably mediocre at it, it is as if someone designed me my own personal hell:

- Driving in dense urban traffic, which stresses me the fuck out
- Unpredictable and short-notice shift changes which would destroy my social life and my sleep patterns
- Long shifts without toilet breaks (dodgy kidneys remember)
- No privacy
- Any mistake would be expensive, and possibly fatal
- Really shitty pay, especially given the above

and most importantly:

- Dealing 24/7 with the kind of people who ride the bus. Dozens of them at a time.


What would you suck at?

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Banker, tbh, I'd rather join the mob.

 

[Red Hood]

I'd be a pretty terrible carpenter, because I never took shop class. Like I couldn't build a footstool or magazine rack without breaking down in tears.

 

[Black Waltz]

therapist because I would be more inclined to tell my client to commit suicide than actually help them

 

[RG 448]

Any job that drug-tests for bath salts.

 

[Krimjob]

Anything that requires customer service. Retail and restaurants being a basic example. I fucking hate incompetent people with a passion. On top of that, I'm pretty autistic when people get mad at me, tend to laugh at really bad times if someone yells at me.

 

[AbyssStarer]

anything where I'm sitting in a chair all day.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Hand, foot or blow.

 

[Libtard-Wrecking Krogoth]

i was going to say communist dictator but the result would be millions of starved and tortured communists regardless

 

[KittyGremlin]

Gardening because fuck plants.

 

[JULAY]

Tard Wrangler.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I dislike jobs where you stand in one spot the whole shift doing the same repetitive task over and over and over the entire time in a fluorescent-lit hell. Like fast food or assembly line work.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Any job that doesn't offer flex time between like 7am and 6pm would go badly for me.

 

[Raging Capybara]

Any job, that's the reason why I'm unemployed.

 

[SugarSnot]

Anything having to do with machinery or automobiles because I never had any interest in either. I don't even know how to drive.

 

[whatever I feel like]

I'd be reasonably good at heavy item unloader for about a year, at which point I kill myself due to the constant, unending physical pain.

I'd be absolutely terrible as a car detailer, since my hands are wiggly and jiggly. Alternate examples: tatoo artist, neurosurgeon, gun slinger.

 

[BONE_Buddy]

Least suited? Anything that requires a good appearance. Not to say that I am ugly per se, but let us call it "rustically weathered."

Job I hate the most? Tough one, public facing jobs are unpleasant. However, the 1-2 punch of cut-throat politics and unwieldy bureaucracy of political campaign middle management is particularly harsh. I can do the job. I have before. I just hate it immensely.

 

[crocodilian]

Human resources.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

I would kill myself before I ever became a telemarketer. If for some reason I was forced or bamboozled into taking that job I would kill my co-workers and torch the building.

Reasons I would be a lousy telemarketer:

• Murdering
• Burnering

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

Accountant. I don't know math. Seems like a crucial part of the job, plus I don't really like people. So that job is pretty much out.

I really hope nobody was planning on having me keep track of finances because I'm barely able to balance my own checkbook.