What kind of cancer will I get from Kroger pizza bread?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I'm trying to get a weed card.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Butthole.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Colo-rectal. You're much better off going the psychological route. PTSD is literally the easiest thing to fake (hint - when they give you the battery of tests, any question that has the word 'stress' or 'anxiety' in it, you mark a 5 and you automatically get a PTSD result). Also, in the kroger/weedcard state Venn diagram...are you North Carolina? Cause it's pretty much decriminalized there, and easier to buy in any major city than it is to do the paperwork and find a dispensary. Last I checked there's only like 4 in the state.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

are you North Carolina?

No. I da hoe.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Unfortunately I don't think Kroger brand stuff is low quality enough for this. I'm not saying it's not low quality, I'm just saying it's too high of quality for this.

That said, I think if you eat enough of it you'll develop problems. Mostly from getting fat. So give that a try maybe.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

...pizza flavored?

 

[Penis Drager]

Yes

 

[The Magnificence]

All of them.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Should try Totino's instead.