what kind of "youth group" was Sparkletor 2.0 in?

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

or?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

not even a reach around?

You know, it really brings up some bizarre sick psychological existential debates with myself on why my youth group leader didn't molest me.

 

[dick brain]

You know, it really brings up some bizarre sick psychological existential debates with myself on why my youth group leader didn't molest me.

You should sue him.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

You should sue him.

Believe me, if Hardin wasn't so busy I'd be suing a dozen people right now for not molesting me.