What Kiwifarmer would you hold hands with in public?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

You also have to suck their dick in a gas station bathroom.

 

[clara red bottoms]

Oh. Well, it got too gay for me at the end there

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'm not an exhibitionist.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

OP
definitely OP

 

[Moths]

@Mankirk because hes such a standup guy
And i'd let @SandyCat watch but I won't suck their dick because they are a Nigger.

 

[Gay Joker]

I would say @We Are The Witches but he seems like one of those more traditional guys who doesn't like to show affection in public places.

 

[PositiveMonk]

@CallmeCicada, I'll even buy him a maid outfit.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

I'd hold hands and skip though the meadows with every kiwi bro in a very hetero way.

 

[We Are The Witches]

I would say @We Are The Witches but he seems like one of those more traditional guys who doesn't like to show affection in public places.

That's not true.

With a partner I'd love to hold hands all the way, and having a kiss every now and then if the place is calm & without too much people/nonsense around.

Obviously that would only be done with a partner, not a random Kiwifarmer.

 

[Hitchhiker]

Obviously that would only be done with a partner, not a random Kiwifarmer.

But what if you happen to meet him in real life and you fall in love with each other over the span of a week like in a 90 minute Hallmark Christmas romance movie. Then after several misunderstandings that could have been easily avoided and a jealous ex trying to get between you two, you discover each others Kiwi Farms accounts and you passionately make love in the back of your Chevrolet Tahoe. Would you hold hands in public then?

 

[We Are The Witches]

But what if you happen to meet him in real life and you fall in love with each other over the span of a week like in a 90 minute Hallmark Christmas romance movie. Then after several misunderstandings that could have been easily avoided and a jealous ex trying to get between you two, you discover each others Kiwi Farms accounts and you passionately make love in the back of your Chevrolet Tahoe. Would you hold hands in public then?

The chances of that super-specific thing happening are realistically about 0.000000001%, I'd say.

 

[Hitchhiker]

The chances of that super-specific thing happening are realistically about 0.000000001%, I'd say.

Well what if it did, would you hold hands in public then?

 

[Gay Joker]

That's not true.

With a partner I'd love to hold hands all the way, and having a kiss every now and then if the place is calm & without too much people/nonsense around.

Obviously that would only be done with a partner, not a random Kiwifarmer.

Awwwww! You're so romantic! I would love to hold hands with you and give your pretty face kisses.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Well what if it did, would you hold hands in public then?

If it did probably yes.

But a lot of your hypothetical describes scenarios that are hardly compatible with my personality.

 

[peachlover669]

definitely @We Are The Witches because I need to see if that thing on my penis is just me or if it is abnormal and I feel like he would have a really normal dick to compare it to.

 

[We Are The Witches]

definitely @We Are The Witches because I need to see if that thing on my penis is just me or if it is abnormal and I feel like he would have a really normal dick to compare it to.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Obviously that would only be done with a partner, not a random Kiwifarmer.

But Dick Gayson isn't just a "random Kiwifarmer". He's your one and only special soulmate. There's only one Dick Gayson and he seems to only have eyes for you. I think you're really blowing this opportunity for a lifetime of bliss.

 

[We Are The Witches]

But Dick Gayson isn't just a "random Kiwifarmer". He's your one and only special soulmate. There's only one Dick Gayson and he seems to only have eyes for you. I think you're really blowing this opportunity for a lifetime of bliss.

You don't know that.

You tried to make me a Juggalo/Juggalette senator but I didn't know anything about that, not the wisest criteria there. Here it's the same thing.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I'd do a lot more than that. @Toji Suzuhara, pucker up buddy.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

You don't know that.

You tried to make me a Juggalo/Juggalette senator but I didn't know anything about that, not the wisest criteria there. Here it's the same thing.

Incorrect. You are the Juggalo ambassador I am the Juggalo senator.