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What Lizzo Can Teach Conservatives about American History​

It’s tough being a social conservative these days, what with all the trolls about.

Some right-wingers were in a lather last week after Lizzo “disrespected” James Madison’s flute. Or, that’s what they would have you think.

Jenna Ellis, one of Trump’s former lawyers, said Lizzo’s performance was a “desecration, literally of America’s history.” Matt Walsh tweeted that “Lizzo playing James Madison’s flute was a form of racial retribution, according to the woke Left. And I actually have no doubt that this is part of the reason why the Library of Congress facilitated this spectacle.” Hitting the same notes, Ben Shapiro decried the “vulgarization of American history.”

Well. Let’s consider what actually took place. Aware that Lizzo would be in DC for a big concert in late September, Librarian of Congress Carla Hayden sent a twitter invitation to the Grammy-winning performer.
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Lizzo, an accomplished flutist, responded with enthusiasm, and visited the Library of Congress, dressed in street clothes, where she tried out some of the historic instruments, including a crystal flute that once belonged to James Madison. Here is a sample of her playing. Outstanding, right?

I wonder how many of the “conservatives” lambasting Lizzo would be able to name the excerpts she performed from Paganini’s “Carnival of Venice” and Poulenc’s flute sonata? Or whether they paused to admire her musicianship? As a classical music site noted, it wasn’t easy to play the historical instrument:

Normally she plays the modern Boehm concert flute, cylindrical bore, pitched in C with the keynote played with seven fingers down and extensive keywork for the accidentals. The Laurent crystal flute is a pre-Boehm simple system instrument, pitched in D, tapered bore, keynote played with six fingers down, only a few keys. Their playing characteristics are therefore markedly different, to the point where they are not at all interchangeable.
What really set off the cons though was what happened at the Capital One Arena the following night, when representatives of the Library of Congress brought Madison’s flute onstage. Lizzo played a few notes and then executed a little winking twerk. Now, I am no fan of this move, but I must say that Lizzo’s humorous romp was utterly tame compared with, say, Miley Cyrus’s version at the 2013 VMA awards.

But here’s the part the conservatives omitted from their accounts: Lizzo told her thousands of fans that the flute was

a gift to James Madison from a French crystal flute designer to celebrate his second term.. . . There was a fire while he was away and the only two things that were saved were a portrait of George Washington [big ovation] and this crystal flute right here. [Another big ovation.] I am the first person to ever play it, so y’all about to hear what it sounds like for the first time. It’s crystal. It’s like playing out of a wine glass.”
After playing a few notes, she exulted that “History is freaking cool you guys!”

Yep, and so is she. I don’t care for Lizzo’s costume choices, or the twerk move, but again, it was really a winking allusion to a twerk, not the lewd kind. I love that she was so reverent toward the instrument in her hands and the history it represented.

And frankly, it’s especially gratifying to see a young African-American artist embrace this history as her own because there are some Americans who don’t think it belongs to her. You can find progressives who seem to prefer that African-Americans adopt a pose of permanent alienation from America due to our history of slavery and racism, and there are “conservatives” who yearn to exclude African Americans from “our history” (e.g. the idiots who object to black characters in a fantasy drama set in a mythical middle ages).

The greatness of American history belongs to all of us, just as its sins are borne by all of us. The musical Hamilton, by casting all of the Founders with minority actors and weaving rap into the score, was a particularly unifying celebration of America. Lizzo’s performance was in that spirit and she has earned the respect of true conservatives.
 
No one, again, no one would know who Lizzo was if she wasn't fat and black, which make her the most stunning, brave, and talented flutist in human history. She's got some flute talent, sure. I know I and most other people have no idea how to play one. If I did, though, I wouldn't do it in public while half naked and spazzing around like a retard because of some delusional "muh west african twerk" shit.

I'd never heard of Lizzo at all before any of this.
 
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I really wish entertainers were just entertainers and not just tools
People saying twerking is anything more than shaking your ass to get people to sexually objectify it is disingenuous.

Lizzo is an incredibly talented flute player and it isn't that she played the flute, it's that she twerked after.
 
I suppose anyone who is prepped with historical trivia can teach Americans about history. Lizzo could've taught us about signal propagation, the Fibonacci sequence, or quantum chromodynamics if someone had given her one or two things to say on those subjects. She was still a half-naked fat woman behaving in a ridiculous manner.
 
Do my ears just not work? She doesn't sound any better at the flute than your average high school first chair.

Also, just because the Library of Congress offered a flute doesn't mean people don't know a dumbass political flex when they see one.
 
"Shaking my ass is an unique part of my culture" is not the winning argument you think it is.

I've seen black dances involving shaking the ass, but it's part of a whole choreography besides that. Twerking alone being part of black culture is like saying pirouettes are part of white culture... with the difference that pirouettes are difficult to make and need a certain grace and skill while the other is just being a dirty skank.
 
I know more American History than her, and history was my worse subject.

Lizzo is an incredibly talented flute player and it isn't that she played the flute, it's that she twerked after.
You didn't see what she was wearing, did you?
 
The funniest thing about this, is that whatever white, or (((white))) people organised the flute thing; had to be actively thinking of what negro would be the most gross to have play the flute. They chose Lizzo.
 
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People saying twerking is anything more than shaking your ass to get people to sexually objectify it is disingenuous.

Lizzo is an incredibly talented flute player and it isn't that she played the flute, it's that she twerked after.
Exactly.

I don't disagree with anything in that article--except defending how she was dressed (or not dressed) on stage, and her shaking her ass.

It's true, she's a trained flautist. It's true that she first went to see the flute dressed in street clothes. It's great that she's so interested in history, particularly as a black person. It's great that she considers herself American, and that George Washington and James Madison are part of her history, she knows it, and she doesn't vilify them as dumb old wypipo and white supremacist slaveowners.

But you can't say she was totally respectful in...whatever that was she was wearing, nor was it appropriate to twerk. Saying "it's not as bad as Miley Cyrus 10 years ago on MTV" isn't a comparison. Miley Cyrus wasn't playing an historic instrument. Miley Cyrus can actually be and dress respectful when she wants, especially when she's honoring her mentors in music like Dolly Parton. If you want to wear next to nothing and shake your ass, there's a time and a place.
 
People saying twerking is anything more than shaking your ass to get people to sexually objectify it is disingenuous.

Lizzo is an incredibly talented flute player and it isn't that she played the flute, it's that she twerked after.
That's all it is. It's essentially when black women shake their asses and pussies up and down to music, in a motion that's reminiscent of fucking (bouncing up and down on a cock). Like you said, it's pure objectification.

It shows any men present how good you can fuck should any of them decide to take you home with them. A kind of mating dance for humans.

And it's not Lizzo's "culture" either. Unless she's from New Orleans which I don't think she is. It's the culture of black women from that city, and it only recieved widespread attention because of Miley Cyrus back in the early 2010s. That's how Lizzo and everyone else who isn't a black woman from New Orleans found out about it, because a White woman gave it worldwide attention while dancing with the Dad from Growing Pains' son, who was wearing Michael Keatons's Betelguese pants at the time.
 
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That's all it is. It's essentially when black women shake their asses and pussies up and down to music, in a motion that's reminiscent of fucking (bouncing up and down on a cock). Like you said, it's pure objectification.

It shows any men present how good you can fuck should any of them decide to take you home with them. A kind of mating dance for humans.

And it's not Lizzo's "culture" either. Unless she's from New Orleans which I don't think she is. It's the culture of black women from that city, and it only recieved widespread attention because of Miley Cyrus back in the early 2010s. That's how Lizzo and everyone else who isn't a black woman from New Orleans found out about it, because a White woman gave it worldwide attention while dancing with the Dad from Growing Pains' son, who was wearing Michael Keatons's Betelguese pants at the time.
In an attempt to destroy her Disney image for good. And I think it worked.

Honestly, I thought shaking your ass to get attention was a thing that’s been going on since the Dawn of time.
 
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