What lolcows could beat Null in a fight?

[bear hammer]

I personally think he's pretty evenly matched with most of the farms rogues gallery. Null’s not exactly a gym rat, but he doesn't exactly seem like a complete pussy either. That said, which lolcows do you think could actually take him in a fight?

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

i disagree, he seems like a pussy in a fight. i think most lolcows could beat null in a fight.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

i disagree, he seems like a pussy in a fight. i think most lolcows could beat null in a fight.

i'm pretty sure justinRPG would fuck up 90% of the people here if it came down to reshiram's honor

 

[DankSmoker]

i disagree, he seems like a pussy in a fight. i think most lolcows could beat null in a fight.

Okay but out of Null and Ralph who would get out of flipped turtle status quicker?

 

[Axiom.]

Y'all forget there's evidence of these two niggas in the ring.

 

[We Are The Witches]

YandereDev.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Y'all forget there's evidence of these two niggas in the ring.
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okay i have to say, from the fight ,i think wings could easily take null.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

okay i have to say, from the fight ,i think wings could easily take null.

He just needs to imagine Null as a controller.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Yeah like 90% of Lolcows could probably slap him around. He might be able to take on the anorexic cows just by weight.

 

[Laburnum]

Hard to say, any of them who aren't fat fucks but who also aren't diminutive goblins could beat him I guess. If by some miracle there ever is a lolcow cage match I would pay to see Des Tiny getting thrown around or fallen on by a great big death fat.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

I guess. If by some miracle there ever is a lolcow cage match

for my money i would pay to see Patrick "actual real-life tough guy" tomlinson prove to us what a martial arts badass he is by getting slapped around in the ring by some random lolcow. i would pay even more if the guy he was fighting was quasi.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Gunther Fehlinger easily. His 'Kosovo Patriot' trait gives him double damage aganist serbs

 

[taxisguy]

albanian

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Patrick Tomlinson could spoonfeed Null his own teeth, stalker child.

 

[Lou Bega]

How is anybody supposed to fight him when he has 13" of fat? The best they can do is tire him out until he collapses from exhaustion.