what lolcows would you like to see in a boxing ring?

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Bluefolf fighting Kittydog

A untalented artist fighting a untalented grifter would be poetic
 
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Xenu said:
Bossmanjack and Nick Rekieta

Both of them are high on coke once they're in the boxing ring and whoever wins gets to fight Keffals who is also on crack.
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Nigga I legit came here to post this but changed my mind because Bossmanjack would obviously win. Nick is 15 years older, malnourished and perpetually drunk and his liver is probably a crumbling brick of something resembling hash at this point. The fight would be over in 5 seconds.

I'd love to see Idubbbz vs Chris Ray Gun with Anisa being the ref
 
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Cats said:
Personally, I would pay a couple bucks to see DSP get hit in the face.
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Metokur would make an excellent match against Phil. With all but two of his ribs already pre-broken and wheelchair-bound, Phil has at least a slim chance of winning. Since this is an offline match he won't drop any inputs due to ONLINE LAAAHG but I reckon his "controller" could always become faulty.
 
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WTBOnlineFather said:
Metokur would make an excellent match against Phil. With all but two of his ribs already pre-broken and wheelchair-bound, Phil has at least a slim chance of winning. Since this is an offline match he won't drop any inputs due to ONLINE LAAAHG but I reckon his "controller" could always become faulty.
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Yeah, I'd really just take any of the lolcows tbh. Phil just has such a punchable face it seems really wasteful that there isn't footage of him getting decked a good couple times out there, so I'd take what I could get without being too picky. He'd never ever agree to do such a thing though, because Phil Burnell is a coward and a pussy.
 
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Josh Moon vs the corpse of lowtax
shoe0nhead vs Britney venti
Tim Pool vs Sam Seder
Patrick Tomlinson vs Shane
Nikolas Talbot vs Sam Hyde
DesTiny vs Nick Fuentes

There that's a PPV right there
 
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