What makes Chris truly upset?

[Zim]

Just from the FB leak I'd say being lonely is number one thing that upsets him with a close 2nd being those dang dirty trolls.

 

[introman]

Things that piss chris off are things that are stopping his idealistic version of life happening. Those include people who he believes took that away from him. All the game place people, trolls, law enforcement/private security, institutes of education and other groups. He believes that the reason he wasn't able to find his sweetheart and hit his nirvana of life are through the game place people. Chris might mouth some generalities to the "evil" trolls but he personally believes the gameplace people are the direct harbingers of ruining his social life/sexual life. That's why I wasn't surprised with the hatred of mimms/megan in the leaks.

I expect as his life doesn't improve at the rate he wants to. To start blaming the school district again. I could see him writing more posts about schools needing to have internet bully ed, so students don't fall for the traps that he's fallen for.

 

[Sexual Stallone]

I think you're overestimating Chris' aversion to his own dick. And Sonichu's dick falls into the category of other men's dicks.

Sometimes I have to step back from the byzarre world of Christory and wrap my head around things I read in this fine forum.

 

[BigAltheGreat921]

When things don't go his way. He's pretty much a spoiled, greedy, entitled toddler. Autism has nothing to do with any of these traits.

 

[CatParty]

And then we have dicks. It's hard to imagine somebody freaking out about one of their own (relatively) healthy body parts, but Chris manages to do just that. So you're so homophobic that just the idea of other men's dicks freak you out. That's relatively understandable I suppose. Just don't take figure drawing classes and avoid changing in the gym. Problem solved. But not wanted to look at (maybe even touch to an extent) your own dick? What the flying fuck? I can't wrap me head around it, I just can't. And Chris doesn't want anything to really do with his own dick, or hell, even Sonichu's. He made his own Rule 34 and anatomy drawings (ew) but he never really showed even Sonichu's dick.

I think you're overestimating Chris' aversion to his own dick. And Sonichu's dick falls into the category of other men's dicks.

he draws condoms on it, so it's covered up.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Not getting what he wants. He thinks he's entitled to whatever he wants.

Nail on the head. This is the lowest common denominator in all the things that annoy him. If he doesn't get something he wanted, he will never, ever step back and say "well, I guess you can't win them all, I'll try better next time." Every single thing he doesn't get becomes a grudge for him, a lust for vengeance.

Looking back on his reaction to slanderous parodies, I think Chris might have a control complex. He NEEDS to have some sort of control over something.

I think you're right. But the ironic thing is, Chris relies on not having control so heavily as a means of excusing himself from responsibility. Nothing is ever his fault, after all! He has no idea how to do X or Y or Z, it's someone else's fault for not doing it for him!

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

And then we have dicks. It's hard to imagine somebody freaking out about one of their own (relatively) healthy body parts, but Chris manages to do just that. So you're so homophobic that just the idea of other men's dicks freak you out. That's relatively understandable I suppose. Just don't take figure drawing classes and avoid changing in the gym. Problem solved. But not wanted to look at (maybe even touch to an extent) your own dick? What the flying fuck? I can't wrap me head around it, I just can't. And Chris doesn't want anything to really do with his own dick, or hell, even Sonichu's. He made his own Rule 34 and anatomy drawings (ew) but he never really showed even Sonichu's dick.

I think you're overestimating Chris' aversion to his own dick. And Sonichu's dick falls into the category of other men's dicks.

Yeah, there are references of Chris not wanting to look at his own dick (The "making off" of the Giant Penis Comic as told by Ivy in her Q&A), but I'd say that was Chris wanting to come off as straighter than straight...(Although it wouldnt surprise me if he actually had some aversion at his own dick at some level, since Chris head is so fucked up)

This one is minor, but I'd love to see Chris reaction when Tito called him a "Robotnik look-a-like" in one of the emails regarding the Ps3 reward, given how autistically idolizes Sonic and how he is totally not-fat according to him (Kudos to Tito too since Chris actually looks a lot like Robotnick )

 

[thebonesauce]

How about the fact that any time ANYONE questions Chris' sexuality, he IMMEDIATELY flies off the handle? Whether it be saying he has homosexual tendencies or talking about ducks, Chris flips the fuck out. Whereas most of us normal people could laugh it off and joke about it, Chris seems hardwired to take anything involving homosexuality at face value and treats ANY indication of such as an insult.

 

[Big Bob Pataki]

How about the fact that any time ANYONE questions Chris' sexuality, he IMMEDIATELY flies off the handle? Whether it be saying he has homosexual tendencies or talking about ducks, Chris flips the fuck out. Whereas most of us normal people could laugh it off and joke about it, Chris seems hardwired to take anything involving homosexuality at face value and treats ANY indication of such as an insult.

or furthermore, we know he gets upset when someone creates a parody of him or his work. to put homosexuality in it is like a crime to him!

 

[CatParty]

"haters" make chris upset

 

[homerbeoulve]

Not having a boyfriend free girl makes OPL upset.

 

[king shit]

Reality.

 

[Ryan Rash]

Life makes Chris truly upset, considering how it's fucked him sideways. On the occasions when he goes out into the world, he sees happy non-autistic (and occasionally autistic) people living meaningful lives while he's relegated to a miserable existence as a shut-in social pariah.

 

[Yawning Squirtle]

]P and

 

[BigBoss]

Judging by this update, Barb is really beginning to grate on Chris's nerves and he appreciated the privacy he got whenever Bob was still around.

I wouldn't say it bugs him most overall, but recently this seems to be a developing dilemma.

 

[Kindness Coin]

^ The one thing that makes me actually seriously dislike Chris (not to the point of A-Logging obviously) is his continued hatred for Snyder after Snyder specifically asked the judge not to send him to prison or fine him too much.

I mean how often does the claimant vouch for the defendant? Especially considering what Chris has put Snyder through for years, to actually stand up for him in court to prevent Chris's ruin, Snyder is practically a saint. And how does Chris repay him? By calling him a thieving liar who won't get one red cent, and continuing to wish death upon him.

Chris just utterly fails to grasp that he is in the wrong. He was in the wrong for being in his 20s and hanging out in a kids' store (the game place). He was in the wrong for harassing children, repeatedly making a scene, and going into staff areas. He was in the wrong for repeatedly violating his ban from the store and making racist slurs against Snyder. He was in the wrong for trying to harass Snyder via his "fans." He was in the wrong for hitting Snyder with his car then trying to run away.

Despite all this, this years-long campaign of harassment, Snyder showed incredible mercy when he was under no obligation to, by requesting that the judge be lenient towards Chris. Had he not done this, the judge may well have taken considerably more money from Chris and Barb, possibly even a short jail sentence. Chris's response is: "Michael Snyder is a bastard to me and my mother for taking us to court he essentially stole a lot of money from us indirectly!"

I don't even. Most everything about Chris just makes me stare or laugh in amazement/disgust. This is the one thing that genuinely makes me feel contempt for him. Sorry if I'm getting close to A-Logging, I just find it despicable.

 

[trip2themoon]

Judging by this update, Barb is really beginning to grate on Chris's nerves and he appreciated the privacy he got whenever Bob was still around.

I wouldn't say it bugs him most overall, but recently this seems to be a developing dilemma.

The penny drops, now we know why he misses Bob so much. Not because of his love for his dad oh no he misses the fact that he kept Barb occupied.

American petrol expensive... Try 9 dollars a gallon like we have to pay you cheapskate or even walk for once in your life.