What makes Indians so reviled and repulsive?

[PeggieBigCock]

Besides the obvious Designated Shitting & goblin stout pig like appearance? Share disgusting Poonigger stories

 

[Sundae]

@theshitposter is in full India damage control mode, trying to hide it by shitting up everyone's profiles. This is lolcow worthy stuff and a great demonstration of what they do. It doesn't look like anyone has figured out he is a currynigger up until now. So he's been keeping his little infiltration under wraps for two years at least.

Even when he tried to hide his pajeet background, he couldn't help but pick a username that contained the word 'shit'.

The true God of India:

 

[Iron Jaguar]

I had a client who is a senior figure at one of our largest banks. He told me Indians always lie about their abilities, which I knew, but he explained that it also extends to lying about not being able to do things. It works like this: Indians always want to be in charge of other people, so what they will do is say, "No, no, no, that other guy is better at (assignment) than I am, so you should get him to do it", then angle to be given a supervisory role.

It honestly has me perplexed that anyone would ever hire Indians. Why does this happen? I understand they work cheap but anybody with a functioning brain can tell they're liars and parasites.

 

[llllIllIllIIIIllI]

I had a client who is a senior figure at one of our largest banks. He told me Indians always lie about their abilities, which I knew, but he explained that it also extends to lying about not being able to do things. It works like this: Indians always want to be in charge of other people, so what they will do is say, "No, no, no, that other guy is better at (assignment) than I am, so you should get him to do it", then angle to be given a supervisory role.

It honestly has me perplexed that anyone would ever hire Indians. Why does this happen? I understand they work cheap but anybody with a functioning brain can tell they're liars and parasites.

Can confirm. Because Indians have no skills and even every time they speak their bad english they get taken less seriously, their dream job is to be what I like to call "abstract secondary president". They want an "abstract" job where they have clout but nobody at the entire company knows what they do. When asked, they would say something like "don't worry about it". Any other job means they are constantly tested and it is shown that they don't know what they're doing. Indians say no to jobs they can actually do because that would keep them busy, and take away from the time they could be using to gossip/kiss-ass their way to as high as they can get.

Companies hire Indians because they think it works and when it miserably fails, they don't do any kind of common sense investigation or ask basic questions as to why. Indians know that business owners/higher ups don't have time to look at everything, so Indians know to super-suck dick and tell them a big story just at the right time, or in some cases straight up just bail and mysteriously disappear for a week when they catch wind of the big boss visiting their branch/department because they're pissed that nothing's getting done. I can't tell you how many times some dipshit curry working remotely fucked up bigtime and when someone noticed it, suddenly their internet doesn't work for 2 days. They know that maybe 10% of the time nobody will take notes and not ask them 2 days later when they come back, so they get out of shit all the time that way. HR is another big reason because any time anyone tries to notice the pattern of failure, they will get labeled as racist.

Because Indians suck so much dick, one of the big problems is that even when an attempt by a company to open up an offshore team miserably fails, the business owner and HR all think it was a positive experience because of "how nice those Indians always were to me". They fall for it every time and even at the end of the year when they are literally looking at their profit margin graph tanking, because Indians suck so much dick, business owners can't tell left from right anymore. So even a miserable failure that exploded and lost them millions, they would still say something like "Oh remember Raquesh he was so nice let's get him back and try again he always said nice things about me and when I talked to him he assured me everything was under control" when clearly things were NOT WORKING.

Most companies think that when they pay an Indian, they are getting a $30 an hour job for $4 an hour, and that in a "worst case" they are only doing $4 an hour worth of work, and hopefully most of the time they will do the $30 value for $4. What actually happens is they are not just doing only $4 an hour value, they are not just doing $0 an hour value ie doing nothing, but they are actually doing -$1,000 value because all they do is cause damage. As they think, well, fuck it since I only make $4 an hour, why not gamble it all away to try to get the big fish ie try to tell lies to get the dream abstract job?

 

[Iron Jaguar]

the business owner and HR all think it was a positive experience because of "how nice those Indians always were to me".

What I take from this is that the average American business owner is a gullible fool, who prefers sycophants to actual results.

 

[llllIllIllIIIIllI]

What I take from this is that the average American business owner is a gullible fool, who prefers sycophants to actual results.

This is completely true, and the position of "official company cock sucker that secretly does nothing" used to be (and still sometimes is) held by Sales Managers, but Indians are both always available and ready to suck cock for 50 cents an hour, and they can and will do it remotely from India too.

@sleepdeprived
It's not letting me quote your post but here we go:

When presentation time rolls around, they freak the fuck out, sending Google Hangouts links at 10PM the night before or asking to present on the 'easiest' part of the presentation while at rehearsal - when they realize that they're going to be shown up, they suddenly ask a lot of questions about what their teammates have been doing.

Indian's attitude towards meetings is not "How can I complete the work and knock it out of the park and show off in the meeting?" but instead, "How can I surgically pull some bullshit just at the right time to get out of what I was supposed to present?" They love to wait on purpose until the last minute and freak out because they think it makes them "look busy" in the meeting and they will say something like "Oh if only I had 10 more minutes this would have gotten done..." or "It was done but I thought I could make it even better but now it's in a state where I can't present it..." They also love to do the classic whataboutism (even if everyone has been destroying them in terms of work done) because, another tactic they like is to start a giant fight 30 seconds before they were supposed to present, because they have nothing done. If they start a fight just at the right time they can buy themselves another week... and they still won't do anything and pull the same shit and try to start another fight then.

and/or the same sentence that he had copy-pasted several times over to make a paragraph (I am not kidding, this is real).

What pisses me off the most is when they do egregious shit like this and whoever is in charge/HR still gives them a pass. This is literally tech scammer tier shit, and you literally can't excuse or fake your way out of it because it's submitted and they have it. I've heard stories of Indians at programming companies who literally admit in meetings, point blank, that they save all their code on a flash drive and walk around with it, and it's not uploaded to the company code repository "because it's my job security, bro". Saying that shit should result in INSTANT TERMINATION 100% OF THE TIME.

The craziest thing about it is that this guy used to be a fucking product manager for Deloitte in India - a product manager.

Product Manager, Product Owners, and Project Managers are some of the biggest dipshits in the world because they are trained to not listen and think they are savvy for "being the perfect unbiased adjudicator". They don't learn programming on purpose which is suicide so they make cartoonishly shit decisions every 5 seconds. They are that special type of dipshit that claims they are "great communicators" but they just stonewall everyone and constantly repeat "don't want to hear it go do your job", thinking that they are effectively corralling everyone when all they do is go full NPC and repeat the same 3 phrases over again. Deloitte is one of the worst giant turd Indian software companies and they are responsible for a lot of the big disasters on the list I posted earlier in the thread.

He couldn't figure out which variables to remove in a logistic regression (hint: the software literally tells you which ones are statistically insignificant. A sophomore in undergrad who's taken the intro to stats class could do it).

Product Managers always think they are smart for not trusting anything and "shaking things up", when all that happens is it causes them to trip over their own feet time and time again. Product Managers are the type of dipshit that think they can "talk their car out of" having a check engine light on.

Their idea of 'networking' is calling, incessantly, especially after hours or on the weekends, trying to take up as much of your time as possible

Indians know that they don't know anything so this is another tactic they do, which is to basically spam, assault you with calls and also once they get you, try to speak for hours about nothing. Giving you a chance to speak is not an option, because you will ask a question they don't know the answer to. They know that overloading you or companies can sometimes work if they are trying to make a decision quick.

They think that none of it matters, as long as they get that one interview that lets them worm their way inside.

They do this, they are extremely intelligent about all the ways they can get in. If they bomb the interview they ask to do a lesser job for lesser pay, or in some cases, no pay at all. This is to give them a "voice" in the company ie let them get on company chat, where they will try to concern troll 24/7 and take a big dump of whatever drama shitstorm they can, in the hopes that some higher up will notice them. This is why if a curry says he will work for free or will intern, never EVER EVER do it. That's their way to get in, wait 3 months and try to suck dick and get relationship going with everyone, then suddenly saying all your code is insecure or some lie like that etc. Indians refer to fresh college graduates as "freshers" and pretty much all freshers do is get in by saying they will intern, then waiting a bit then try to take over or make as big of a leap as they can.

This year, we had to sign a legal document promising not to back out on internship or job offers we've already accepted. Greedy Pajeets had been accepting multiple offers while continuously trying to monkeybranch to more prestigious/higher-paying roles, and then backing out of the ones they'd gotten after finding something better, fucking up the relationships that the university has with corporations that recruit graduates out of our school.

This is what pisses me off the most about Pajeets. Even if you somehow never met one as part of any job you had, you STILL get affected by them because of all the shit they pull. When you get a new job and there's 1001 rules about autistic shit and standards that nobody else cares about, it's always the same reason - at some point in time in the past they had a bunch of curries who fucked shit up and took advantage of the company.

God help Pajeets when they're trapped on a project team with only other Pajeets and nobody to leech off of, though. For some reason, they think that talking really loudly and projecting their voice will make their garbled English and unrehearsed presentations just as good as everyone else's.

Yes, they all are leeches with no source, and it's entertaining to watch. The reason why jeets yell is because that shit actually works in India because of how worthless their government is. Their government is fucked in the ass with bureaucracies so even if you want to do things the right way, you can't because it takes years to start a business etc. In India it is all about appearing via look and sound that you are an authority. So that's why they are so obsessed with skin whitening cream and yelling. Another reason why jeets yell is because yelling actually works on old people who are usually the victims of their tech scams. Old people know they are forgetful and their long term memory works as they remember multiple times that when people yelled at them, it's probably because they forgot something. Jeets know that to get the big bucks with old people, you gotta yell. Remember, there's a good chance that the ones you're working with were tech scammers in India.

My favorite one so far has to be the team that, instead of creating a wireframe for a mobile app in Mendix like we were supposed to, just created fake screenshots in Canva by pasting text and elements on top of a stock image of an iPhone.

Again, more "tech scammer"-tier shit. Doing this at a graphic design/frontend job should be instant termination 100% of the time.

These are all from a College/University which, are usually left leaning and another source of bringing more Pajeets into the country. It's more of the same ie dipshit administrators who want to check their diversity box for the day and offer all these programs to bring them over, while never ever ever even once going to any one of these classes to see how cartoonishly bad it is and never realizing how much they fuck over the other students who actually want to try and do well. Indians know that they came from complete utter poverty so to them, it's either make shit up about you or get bad grades and go back.

 

[sleepdeprived]

@llllIllIllIIIIllI It's not letting me quote your post either How am I supposed to tech circlejerk now??

They also love to do the classic whataboutism (even if everyone has been destroying them in terms of work done) because, another tactic they like is to start a giant fight 30 seconds before they were supposed to present, because they have nothing done. If they start a fight just at the right time they can buy themselves another week... and they still won't do anything and pull the same shit and try to start another fight then.

So that's why they do that - I've always chalked it up to classic Indian narcissism and lack of theory of mind that makes them start shit in the middle of rehearsal minutes to hours before presenting. They latch onto one thing they tangentially know about and start lecturing the person who did the work or want to completely change things up last minute. Normal shitty teammates are resigned at that point to take the L, Indians are the ones that are still kicking and screaming and breaking things up until the last minute to try to get their way.

I've heard stories of Indians at programming companies who literally admit in meetings, point blank, that they save all their code on a flash drive and walk around with it, and it's not uploaded to the company code repository "because it's my job security, bro". Saying that shit should result in INSTANT TERMINATION 100% OF THE TIME.

Almost beyond belief that they would admit that out loud; did they not read the normal-sized print on the legal document they signed during onboarding stating that their employer owns the intellectual property created within the scope of their employment? Pretty sure that generally applies outside of a signed paper in America as well.

Deloitte is one of the worst giant turd Indian software companies and they are responsible for a lot of the big disasters on the list I posted earlier in the thread.

That makes sense, they only seem to be able to land these jobs if another Indian in a vaguely defined "management" position interviews them - it's been the worst at IBM, Deloitte, EY, and AWS so far.

Remember, there's a good chance that the ones you're working with were tech scammers in India.

This shit opened my third eye. You're probably right - it reminds me of the way a Pajeet-only project team last semester came up with a convoluted 'scorecard' system as their solution for a case competition. It looked impressive at first glance but fell apart the moment you had to ask yourself such questions as 1. What does it accomplish?, and 2. How does it work? I can imagine how their rapid-fire misuse of technical jargon could confuse a helpless old retiree who's convinced that she needs to 'top up' her firewall with a gift card.

These are all from a College/University which, are usually left leaning and another source of bringing more Pajeets into the country. It's more of the same ie dipshit administrators who want to check their diversity box for the day and offer all these programs to bring them over, while never ever ever even once going to any one of these classes to see how cartoonishly bad it is and never realizing how much they fuck over the other students who actually want to try and do well. Indians know that they came from complete utter poverty so to them, it's either make shit up about you or get bad grades and go back.

This is the worst part about it for me; the program directors' eyes glaze over when they realize that these walking vectors of noise and B.O. pollution will get hired on by other dead-eyed "managers" at big companies, thereby propping up their post-graduation placement rate for this program, so they hustle them through the double doors and enthrone them in student government positions that nobody else wants. I have never met a halfway decent student try for or attain one of these positions, by the way - Indian students salivate at the idea of being 'president' or 'treasurer' or 'chief events coordinator' for this program, and there are so many goddamn Pajeets that even if a non-Pajeet tried to run, they would never be able to get enough votes without being overrun by Pajeet bots voting for one of their own.

Most assignments are group projects because they're banking on there being at least 1-3 committed students on janny duty for their assigned useless piece of shit dindu Hindu. It's the unspoken elephant in the room. A lot of the intro level courses start from scratch with coding and none of them seem to work part- or full-time outside of school, so there's literally no reason that they can't learn it all legitimately. They've been granted the opportunity of a lifetime, and getting out of their third-world shithole was the hard part for them. All they do is fucking lie and steal others' work and eventually badger and gnaw their way into a random product management internship in Seattle, and then they're set for life. God, I fucking hate them.

 

[llllIllIllIIIIllI]

@sleepdeprived

Almost beyond belief that they would admit that out loud; did they not read the normal-sized print on the legal document they signed during onboarding stating that their employer owns the intellectual property created within the scope of their employment? Pretty sure that generally applies outside of a signed paper in America as well.

Indians are taught in school over there how to infiltrate America and how to bring the money back to India. First off, they know that the cost for the company to litigate is, quite literally, worth a hundred thousand times more than their brown soul. Second, they know that civil lawsuits no matter how many do not affect their H1-B/visa status in America, which is fucking insane. If you commit a criminal action over here then your worst case is living for free in an American jail to serve your time then you are deported. Almost anything that happens between you and a company is going to be a civil lawsuit, and H1-Bs are allowed to declare bankruptcy which is fucking insane. H1-Bs get all of the positive protections of citizenship, this makes them the PERFECT scam artists.

Forget legal H1-Bs/legal work visas, Multiple courts in the United States have upheld rulings that illegal immigrants can sue someone in the United States for illegal work they did to receive illegal wages even if they were the ones that openly lied about their immigration status and their employer did not know, if they claim that they didn't receive their illegal wages, and even if they fucking admit they are not going to file and pay taxes on those illegal wages. You can thank the democrats for all of this bullshit because when they do it, it buys them more votes. Why bother trying to do all the hard work of helping Americans when you can just tell the illegals "oh if you all get on a ship and come here illegally as long as you vote for me I'll give you protection". It's the quickest and easiest way to get power because there are always more potential votes outside America than inside it. The most outright silly example of this was recently, illegal immigrants used a copy of their arrest warrants as ID so they could board a plane. I'll just say that again: ARREST WARRANTS AS ID.

Indians are taught not to give a fuck about America as long as they are taking the money back to India, there's more than a billion of them, and our legal system is set up to allow them to fuck us in the ass and get off scot-free. That's the reason why they say it out loud, they know how the law works and that suing them would cost tens of thousands which is already worth more than their soul, and also they can play the legal system and not have to pay anything even if they were sued. Also, because there's so many of them with the exact same name and they all look the same, they are essentially anonymous and can just win the H1-B lottery again and come back and do it again. Immigration does require your fingerprint and photograph, but once again, that is only for criminal matters. You could cause trouble every time you're back over here and it doesn't matter because all of those are civil matters and they have no money in the first place. Immigration will not confirm if you're the same guy for civil matters, and again, even if they did, they have no money and can declare bankruptcy.

I can imagine how their rapid-fire misuse of technical jargon could confuse a helpless old retiree who's convinced that she needs to 'top up' her firewall with a gift card.

Another classic Indian tactic is to start vocally spamming tech keywords. When they do this, you can be sure big bullshit is happening. Like if you remember those commercials making fun of google/search engine overload where people couldn't stop saying keywords in real life because it helped their searches? Indians actually do that. It's kinda like an old boomer tactic when they can't remember someone's name. Bill? Ted? Bob? Now it's, Git? Kubernetes? Microservice? One of these has got to work, wait for them to nod their head then yell and repeat that one really loudly.

They've been granted the opportunity of a lifetime, and getting out of their third-world shithole was the hard part for them.

Remember that Indians' goal is just hang in there for 3-6 months, because if they are making $20 an hour (which is not great for a software developer job), you have to realize they are gonna live off of that shit for like 10 years back in India. They calculate how long their lies will last and/or how bad their lies are so they won't get noticed, and/or play the game of knowing that if there was just a few weeks left in their contract anyway, HR might not even do anything about it.

Literally the worst thing that can happen to them is, as most of them go through a shitty recruiting company to get here, the recruiting company gets sued. But the same shit still applies, they aren't gonna get anything and the recruiting company will just disown them or cite some clause that says they acted on their own etc. Recruiting companies don't keep fingerprint records, so they can just change their name or go with another recruiting company and get back here. Maybe they do it on purpose ie knowingly let the same guy come back because it is in their best interests to do so.

 

[Cantercoin]

I have nothing to really contribute to this thread but I'll say this: Indian women are ugly as fuck and are the biggest cunts from the very few times I've ever had to actually talk to them

 

[A-Stump]

Many, many years ago I was watching basic cable as I often did as a young Stump and at the time we had this weird International channel where it was all asian stuff. Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Indian. Anyways I remember it was special because they had full nudity at a time when saying ass was a big deal. So one night I'm hoping to see a boob or something and instead watch a documentary about some guy trying to teach the Indians about toilets. He went to village to village and had to actively tell them shitting in their drinking water was bad. They still didn't get out. They'd go shit in the river then draw water from it. There's a reason why WHO says the biggest, baddest new plague will come from India. You can tell them about basic hygiene and it's a fantasy to them.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

I have nothing to really contribute to this thread but I'll say this: Indian women are ugly as fuck and are the biggest cunts from the very few times I've ever had to actually talk to them

I genuinely thought this thread was gonna be mainly posts like this, but it evolved beyond my expectations into genuinely terrifying truths from our most intelligent kiwis that are exposed to the true horror of Designated Workplace Environments. That doesn’t mean attempts to pepper the thread with Poo in Loo jokes isn’t fully welcome. I feel sorry for Indian women, they are repulsive and off putting but imagine living around Indian men, your entire life.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Indian women are ugly as fuck

Generally true but the exceptions are very good looking.

 

[suckfest]

my god this is the thread for me.

I'm in a uni STEM program, and I've had so many Indian TAs.

they are the absolute worst.

they grade so harshly, grade inconsistently and unfairly (cross compared grades to classmates), and will never admit that they might have made a mistake.

one time a TA marked 5 points off my prelab assignment, making it a 7.5/15. well, 15 minus 5 is not 7.5 so I pointed this out to him, just a typo, whatever.

dude is like "oh" and changed it to a 10/15, alright cool.

literally (literally (LITERALLY)), 30 seconds later, he changes my grade BACK to a 7.5/15.

why? because he "found something else wrong". what was wrong? my answer from part b didn't match my equation in part C. in other words, imagine that you had a two part question, and in part 2 you used your answer from part 1.

now imagine that your answer to part 1 is correct, but you made a typo and used the wrong number in part 2, making part 1 incorrect and part 2 incorrect. so, you get credit for part 1 and not part 2 right?

well, he basically marked both of them wrong, despite the fact one of them was correct. I can only imagine he did this to save face from the prof and his ego. fuck these TAs. you really analyzed this entire complicated equation and found a mistake within 30 seconds? bullshit.

this all happened at 12AM while I was out with some buds. like, do you have anything better to do? piece of shit.

my theory is that everyone is racist towards Indians but no one will admit it

This thread was just supposed to be funny Pajeet stories but it turned into a docket of why immigration is warfare and a blackpill mine. I’m very proud of all you wonderful based posters. Best thread I think I’ve ever made.

when I saw this thread i immediately started writing a post. indians are so fucking rude.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

when I saw this thread i immediately started writing a post. indians are so fucking rude.

Post it brother

 

[Staticness]

You can run the gamut.
At my workplace, I can actually divide Indians into two groups. On one side, I have who I’ll just call the Vijays. These guys are pretty chill, they actually do the work asked of them and almost never call in sick.
Then there are the pajeets. A few years ago, I would have doubted the stories in this thread. I don’t have any good ones to share about them that wouldn’t sound like a retread of what’s already been covered, though. Mysteriously, the Vijays are usually 2nd generation with the pajeets being these either h1b abusers or having really fucking sketchy work histories. Really makes you think.

 

[llllIllIllIIIIllI]

Another non-programming story.

We were in some random meeting and someone was late, and someone else wanted to pass the time by talking about where everyone is living. The company was based in a blue state so everyone was living in an apartment. Some of them ritzy and some of them poor looking, but nothing like, people living in a cardboard box etc. Then someone asks Raquesh about where he lives because, of course, "they're all curious as to how they live over there".

Raquesh spells it all out for us.

-He is unofficially living in some fucking random hallway in a grocery store. He didn't ask or get permission from the owner, and the owner can't stop him because he's doing it along with a bunch of other losers. Remember, they can't own guns and their police are worthless. Yes, he outright tells us the owner wants him to get the fuck out of there because he thinks he's smart and savvy for taking advantage, like all Indians are. We're not talking casual "hey buddy please leave now" every once in a while, we're talking fucking screaming at each other on the daily. The owner hasn't done anything drastic because they are at least not disrupting sales, or at least disrupting them the least amount they can by living there. So it's all "okay" because they're doing something wrong but they're totally cool about it, which to them justifies it. Just steal with a smile and it will be alright.

-His wi-fi is unofficial as well and they quite literally reset the router at the grocery store every 2-3 days. If the owner is having a real bad day with them, he'll hide the router and his business probably suffers, in that case Raquesh walks randomly until he finds a free hotspot. Yes they just sit out there outside the other store or whatever it is like you'd see an elementary school that had a fire drill. Yes they sit in and block traffic when there is too many of them. Again same shit, police don't care and nobody has a gun.

-This is why every time Raquesh speaks you can hear bigtime constant fucking blasting honking at all times during the day. That high pitched honking that eastern cultures have in all their shitty cars. You've seen that shit where they have 6 lanes both ways of bumper to bumper traffic because Indians always try to do their own thing and nobody obeys traffic laws so there is constant congestion (mirroring what happens if you eat their food). Raquesh is front and center to that so sleeping for him is pretty hard. No, the cars don't stop at night either. Again, we're not talking a teensy bit of honking here. You can barely hear Raquesh at times. And he has a plate glass window between him and the traffic. Sometimes someone opens the door to wherever they are and that means he has to mute himself for 10 seconds.

-Raquesh used to have a bicycle which was a good idea and eliminated some of the constant walking you'll soon read about, but, of course, some other Indian stole it.

-He doesn't have access to water whenever he wants. Someone comes in with a dirty barrel of water at random times and they drink from it with their hands. The "water curry" brings it in so he can then physically block you and gatekeep you from the water he just brought in, because once in a while someone tosses him a few rupees for it. So yes this fucking curry nigger just unofficially just walks around with a dirty barrel of water to offer it up for convenience sake because otherwise people like Raquesh would have to walk for 30 minutes just to get a drink of water. "But couldn't he just get a few plastic bottles?" Same answer as the bicycle: Other Indian niggers steal the bottle or drink the water. They don't CARE. Also remember at the same time, by making that argument you're asking why Raquesh can't have a place to store his things in a place that isn't his property to begin with because he is not there with the grocery store owner's consent.

-They obviously shipped Raquesh his company laptop and it is worth more than his brown soul, forget about it being worth more than all his worldly posessions because he doesn't have any, and he has to basically sleep wrapped around the laptop because he has nowhere secure to keep it. He's missed days of work because someone managed to steal it, and he had to literally beat them to get it back. But those missed days are okay because we have to respect their retarded culture, so they get a free pass. Oh by the way, Raquesh doesn't have an address so they had to pay a little more to have them hold it at the post office. Which is at least for them not an uncommon thing, can you figure out why? The fact that he received it first try is also above par for the course IE the curries in the post office just run a side business selling laptop shaped packages they steal.

-Also yes before you ask, I saw his laptop specs on a screen share one time and I asked the IT guy offhandedly in another meeting about it a week later. Yes, it is official company policy to send Indians the shittiest laptop that you can buy brand new. It still has to be brand new, but it's the turbo lowest spec laptop that sites sell. Like we're talking that $150 disposable laptop shit you see at Walmart. Cause they know first off it gets stolen all the time, and second there is no way in hell they are seeing that laptop back even if they get the laptop and also when they're fired give them money to ship it back. The transaction is one way for sure. And the company fucking knows it. Again, they get a free pass "bEcAuSe tHeY aLl dO iT". Fuck you, they don't get a free pass just because they are all niggers.

-Raquesh is like the big important rich guy in the hallway. The rest of them didn't land that sweet godlike $4 an hour remote job so he's like the king of the castle. He doesn't like, boss them around, but he's the big cheese on the block. He makes it known he thinks he is better than everyone else in the hallway and in most of India because of the luck of happening to get the money.

-He doesn't even have a desk or table. He's just sitting there with his computer on his lap. No mouse, touchpad only, having to do "programming work".

-People are randomly shouting all the time (not just the owner of the store) so he has to randomly mute himself and sometimes just bail out of meetings. They are probably trying to shout something nasty in English to get him fired. But again, that's alright and he's allowed to do that because we have to respect their shithead culture. Here's something that will really bake your noodle: Raquesh knows this trick works and sometimes when he fucks up, he starts shouting and pretends that he got in a big fight with someone there and mutes himself, to give himself a free pass to get out of whatever he did. He does it so much that sometimes the project manager tells him when he comes back. "Raquesh I know you were just not in a fight, we're going to talk about that again or we shut the laptop off."

-Raquesh doesn't have access to a toilet so he has to walk for 15 minutes to, yes, the designated shitting street, and take his laptop with him. More downtime that he gets a free pass for.

-Raquesh has a bank account but the bank is a 20 minute walk away, and nobody takes any form of credit card etc so he has to spend 40 minutes to get a little cash then buy something to eat. He can't keep a stash of cash somewhere or on his person because, again, other curries would steal it. Also, the owner of the store he's illegally crashing in doesn't sell him any food because he wants him to get the fuck out, so he has to go somewhere else which is again, another 20 minute walk because the store he is at dominates the immediate local area.

-Most of Raquesh's time (outside of sucking dick in meetings) is spent just walking between the bank, food stores, and back "home" so he can just eat, despite having an extraorindary amount of money compared to the average Indian, it's almost like he can't spend it. Again, no bike, they'd steal it, no motorcycle, they'd super-steal that, no scooter, no nothing. Anything he buys that he can't hold on his person will be stolen. Until you are rich enough to afford a room to yourself, your otherwise extraordinary wealth means nothing because, you can't own anything because it will just be stolen. They will make you poor like them.

-Raquesh instantly gatekeeps any and all Americans who work with him but Indians get a free pass, despite he would literally have long starved by now if it wasn't for him sucking off the teat of some American job. Raquesh's fake job is some useless gay shit in one single database instance. Everyone on the team learns quick that it's easier for them to just do his fake job on the extremely rare occasion they need it instead of asking him because they know that will be a 3 week drama shit show. So you'd fucking see frontend developers who know how to do something extremely specific in the database, which is unheard of for them usually. We talked about this a few times and we honestly thought that Raquesh legit straight up forgot how to do his job at some point as all he does is suck the project manager's dick and just say this week everything will get done and he means it this time.

The project manager on the call finally realizes how cartoonishly shit he is and also realizes he can't keep talking about this or else we will start to take him less seriously (too late for that, we already don't take him seriously at all, and we secretly always do his job) and goes full HR-cunt mode and says "Raquesh, wow! Thanks so much for your contribution to this discussion! Let's all be respectful of company time and just stay quiet until that person shows up to the meeting! India is really has a rich and diverse culture wow interesting!"

And project managers take these faggots seriously because they kiss their ass. And business owners get sold this lie that with "the right project management, Indians living like this can produce good code for cheap". Uh, yeah right.

 

[BasedCentrist]

@theshitposter @RandomTwitterGuy
Indian culture is centered around shit. They have holidays to throw shit at each other. They rebelled against Britain by marching while covered in shit. Their skin is the colour of shit. They elect a human shit as their president. They dress and act like shit. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from shit. They post images of the toilets they will never shit in. They play games which revolve around shit. Their response to the covid pandemic wasn't to vaccinate or lock down the country, but to bathe in liquid cow shit. The vast majority of their people have never even seen a toilet. When you mention Indian streets they're not thinking of their homes. They're thinking of shitting in them. Their cities are completely overrun with shit. They worship cows that shit all over their roads and their food is literally covered in shit. Their chef's hands are also covered in shit from wiping with their hands while their doctors advise they ingest cow shit to feel better. They worship shitskins like Ghandi while attacking the whites who actually built their country before the shitskins took over. Their movies are filled with shit and their music charts are topped by shit. They make propaganda telling people not to shit in the streets, but they never listen and shit there anyway. They ingest so much shit that eating western food makes them feel sick because it does not contain enough shit. They will tell you how much they hate Pakistan and how they are unclean and sub-human, but the evidence speaks for itself in that India has always been, and will always be a nation of shit loving shitskins.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Indians love to try to use Westernised versions of their dumbass names, so you will often find "Roger" (Rajah), "Jay" (Vijay), "Kris" (Krishna), etc.
I had one introduce himself as "Justin" and I couldn't stop laughing because all I could think was, "Yeah, Justin 'nother Fuckin' Indian".

 

[Staticness]

Indians love to try to use Westernised versions of their dumbass names, so you will often find "Roger" (Rajah), "Jay" (Vijay), "Kris" (Krishna), etc.
I had one introduce himself as "Justin" and I couldn't stop laughing because all I could think was, "Yeah, Justin 'nother Fuckin' Indian".

That's not exclusive to Indians, although their reasoning (trying to stealth) is a far cry from the good-faith effort of reconciling a name from one culture with the norms of another. Just take the Westernized name, get your foot in the door. The difference is that the person coming from literally anywhere else in Asia, you bet your ass they're qualified.

 

[theshitposter]

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@theshitposter @RandomTwitterGuy
Indian culture is centered around shit. They have holidays to throw shit at each other. They rebelled against Britain by marching while covered in shit. Their skin is the colour of shit. They elect a human shit as their president. They dress and act like shit. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from shit. They post images of the toilets they will never shit in. They play games which revolve around shit. Their response to the covid pandemic wasn't to vaccinate or lock down the country, but to bathe in liquid cow shit. The vast majority of their people have never even seen a toilet. When you mention Indian streets they're not thinking of their homes. They're thinking of shitting in them. Their cities are completely overrun with shit. They worship cows that shit all over their roads and their food is literally covered in shit. Their chef's hands are also covered in shit from wiping with their hands while their doctors advise they ingest cow shit to feel better. They worship shitskins like Ghandi while attacking the whites who actually built their country before the shitskins took over. Their movies are filled with shit and their music charts are topped by shit. They make propaganda telling people not to shit in the streets, but they never listen and shit there anyway. They ingest so much shit that eating western food makes them feel sick because it does not contain enough shit. They will tell you how much they hate Pakistan and how they are unclean and sub-human, but the evidence speaks for itself in that India has always been, and will always be a nation of shit loving shitskins.

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@theshitposter @RandomTwitterGuy
They will tell you how much they hate Pakistan and how they are unclean and sub-human, but the evidence speaks for itself in that India has always been, and will always be a nation of shit loving shitskins.

They teach themselves that they are better for it too. It's a vicious cycle where one helps the other. It's like people who think they're better off for being extremely poor. All that happens is they create more poor people and more opportunities to feel better for being poor. Also a side-note: One of the words you don't see Indians actually using a lot, is "shit", poo, feces, crap, etc. Because they actually respect shit so much.

Indians love to try to use Westernised versions of their dumbass names, so you will often find "Roger" (Rajah), "Jay" (Vijay), "Kris" (Krishna), etc.
I had one introduce himself as "Justin" and I couldn't stop laughing because all I could think was, "Yeah, Justin 'nother Fuckin' Indian".

This is a fantastic mention and one of the things on my big list of things Indians do to fuck up companies. They try as hard as they can to sound white, either American or English. They give themselves a fake "work name" (companies allow this, it's retarded, they try to cater to people with embarrassing names, Indians take advantage). Using a westernized version is good because they can play the race card when it's time and keep hidden until then. They also just like to go straight for common English names like "John", but they try to hide their last name. Like I can't tell you how many times I've seen some Indian name themselves "John K." in the company chat. In fact, one company I worked at just put a number at the end of their name for their e-mail if the name already existed. The highest I ever saw was 12, ie John.Kumar12@whatever.com, that means at least 12 of them all came up with the idea to re-name themselves to that name on the way over here. They KNOW if they let it slip that the K stands for Kumar, you won't take them seriously anymore. I've heard them catch themselves in meetings too. What is your name? "John Kum- Ahem. John K." They also prepare themselves before meetings to try to sound American/English, you can really hear it in their voice as they try so hard to sound white. They basically make a script for themselves before meetings. If you ask them just one little question they can go from cool sounding white dude to screeching in Hindi at the drop of a hat. What is super-duper bullshit is how you see them talking trash about white people but even to get taken seriously between themselves they pretend to be white in meetings.