What melee weapon would you use if you had your back against a wall with 2 pit bulls approaching? - What would be your strategy?

[Noname57]

Would you go offense or defense?

I’d go for a katana myself, long range and sharp. I’d strike first on the first one and play defense with the second.

 

[RollerGator]

I carry this when I walk my small dog

https://youtu.be/1AEWtCCJRi8

 

[A Gay Retard]

retiarius gear

 

[MaxPayne]

A short spear ideally. Short enough to still use when they get in close to maul your legs, but long enough to keep them at bay

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Chainsaw would be perfect. Gets rid of your enemies fast, and has somewhat decent range

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I usually wear steel toed boots, so I'd see if they work as well on shitbulls as they do people.

 

[Noname57]

retiarius gear

Kinda like in the second hunger games movies?

 

[Noname57]

I usually wear steel toed boots

What do you think would happen if they went for your ankle? Do you think they could quickly tear off a foot or would it take a while? How do you think you would feel if you had your foot being torn off? Would you feel sad?

 

[Penis Drager]

There's no need for a weapon; pit bulls are sweet little cuddle bugs and nanny dogs. All they want is hugs, of course.

 

[Getwhatyou]

Pitbulls are dangerous yes. Ive kicked a big one in the head with steel caps and it attacked the boot and bit through it.

Given a choice a baseball bat on the head would sort any dog.

 

[“Fun”times]

I’d just throw a small child at them as a distraction

 

[Desu Vult]

Seen one getting half decapitated with a sharpened spade, so I guess that would do.

 

[stares at error messages]

Two dripping sirloin stakes and a stick to help throw them.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

I pet the pit bulls because I am not a retard afraid of dogs

 

[Bad Gateway]

Did you ever find any friends?

 

[Furret]

Weapon: Gun.
Strategy: Fucking shoot them.

For melee:
Weapon: The longest spear I can find.
Strategy: Poke from far away.

 

[Banditotron]

Pit bulls? Uh, I choose a heavy blanket. No dog, no matter how vicious, can resist the allure of a soft, heavy blanket thrown atop them. They'll fall asleep in seconds flat.

 

[Stoneheart]

I think the Katana is no bad choice... Its designed for fast action against unarmored targets.

 

[Madre Muerte]

Flash em

 

[draggs]

Fire poker