What money making ideas have you thought of that the site could use.

[Faggot Steve]

I often wonder how I or we could help the site and its financial problems. The ideas I have come up with have either been longshots, or me forgetting that we can not use ads in the endeavor. Safe to say the ideas I personally come up are shot down. So, I know almost everyone else has at some point done the same thing and I want to know your guy's ideas.

 

[snailslime]

offering something like discord nitro for very dedicated kiwi users maybe?

 

[Superman93]

Putting ransomware on the computer's of every lolcow that registers here.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Get Null to auction off his nudes.

I know some folks who'd pay a pretty penny...

 

[BlancoMailo]

"Kiwi Kalendar" Just gotta get Null a bikini and the borscht will flow.

 

[Sundae]

Null could make a game and release it on steam. Make it a kick-ass action adventure game with some fps segments, with characters and humor along the lines of Conker's Bad Fur Day.

 

[MemeGray]

Sexy calendar

 

[crocodilian]

$10 to register an account here. It can't possibly fail.

 

[Strange Rope Hero]

porn ads+cryptomining

 

[Grinrow]

Pay money to take down a thread on you. The more posts it has the more expensive it is

 

[HarveyMCR]

More merch. I missed out on the last run, and I would love some festive/seasonal KF related swag

 

[Rice Is Ready]

Let's write a song!

 

[CrunkLord420]

lol just send jersh bitcorns and get supporter status if you want to support the site, or buy it for someone else, I think that's how I got mine.

 

[CWCissey]

Null could sign pictures of other Internet folk and charge $300 for them.
Manufacture and distribute meth.
Rob a bank.
Check down the back of the sofa

 

[Shoggoth]

I wouldn't mind a voluntary crypto miner which can be toggled by a button press.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Null needs to get a webcam and start wearing sexy outfits while streaming MatI episodes on twitch to snag a rich Saudi who will give the site another big infusion. I'm pretty sure even DSP managed to do this, so there's no excuse!

 

[Mr. 0]

I wouldn't mind a voluntary crypto miner which can be toggled by a button press.

we had one of those

it didn't really work out

 

[kadoink]

Lolcow insurance. Have Lolcows pay null $50 a month to post less of their ridiculous antics.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

The best I can think of is more incentives for donations, and just being plain generous on the part of Farmers. Nature of the site being what it is, we can't exactly do what we do with the blessing of normiespace.

 

[Faggot Steve]

Most ideas fail on how to collect money since the farms cannot use a payment processor. I find it the easiest thing to do is to just go to newproject2. I know that its a bit of a "well duh" moment. But having no google ad sense or a payment processor it makes coming up with ideas hard. I don't understand why we don't have Russian ads yet, and I do understand why we don't have porn. Coin miners would destroy phones for the people that use them.