What New Olympic sport would you add to the next games? - And what would the benifits be?

[get_ur_gamon]

The Olympic commitee has introduced skateboarding and climbing for this year's summer games in order to appeal to younger generations.

If you were on the committee, what demographic would you want to appeal to, and what sport would do the job?


I'd like to see competative paintballing introduced, with a 8v8, 3v3 and 1v1 matchup. In order to appeal to gamers and encourage them to get out and exercise.

Think of the possibilities! Sure rich nations have the advantage of better training, but shithole countries have the advantage of having lots of citizens with experience in armed uprisings and civil wars. Africans and Middle eastern nations will be solid bets. A sport more fun to watch than CSGO and unstable nations get a chance to shoot back at the westerners who drone strike them, all in the name of healthy competition.

 

[get_ur_gamon]

Obviously pro-wrestling would be scripted, which would upset some dorks, so maybe have that as like a halftime show.

NO

Anything that Jim Sterling enjoys should not be involved in the Olympics. He should not be allowed to even have a chance to disgrace his nation like that.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Big dump contests.

 

[Kenya Jones]

Mass Shooting

 

[Thiletonomics]

Starcraft, MMA, and pro-wrestling.

Obviously pro-wrestling would be scripted, which would upset some dorks, so maybe have that as like a halftime show (the Olympics have halftime shows, right?). MMA would get loads of young people interested in the Olympics ("skateboarding", lol, Gen-X died off ages ago), and e-sports are the sports of the future, so why not Starcraft?

In regards to the wrestling part, I want to see the Gold medal match be as anti-climatic as possible, as in say, Brock Lesnar F-5ing his foreign opponent, (who everyone is rooting to win) to win in less than 10 seconds.

 

[General Tug Boat]

Professional midget tossing, something the whole family can enjoy.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Free range antifa beating.
You release a few skinny ass marxists and then have a beefy redneck chase and kill them armed with only melee weapons. You can get extra style points if they piss or shit themselves and scream extra loud while dying, etc.

 

[Pissmaster]

Make everyone at the Special Olympics sit down to take a college-level SAT and watch them panic, whomever panics the last wins the gold

 

[MrTroll]

Mass Shooting

Finally an Olympic sport that America wouldn't suck at.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Something that objectifies sexy women and reminds trannies that they'll never be real women.

... but they already have beach volleyball?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Deepthroating