- Joined
- Mar 3, 2021
What part of what you know about me would make you think that I would want to be propositioned by a woman? Much less, much less, in the superchats, no less. What part of you, or what part of me, would make you think that I would want a girl to say, uh, y'know, to ask me out on a date? I'm not going to be asked out. I will do the asking out. Y'know, people look at me and they think, like, "Oh, he's like this Alex P. Keaton-like, goody two-shoes wholesome chungus 10,000", it's like, nah, I'm a little bit more complicated than, like, wanting a girl in a sundress to just lay my suits out, and I wear a fedora and smoke a pipe and go "Hey hey, honey! We're LARPing like it's the 1950s!", like, that's just so insulting. I have a little bit of- it's called depth, okay? It's called depth. I have a little bit more depth to my character than just I'm some kind of, like, sitcom character. I'm sort of playing an important role in world history here, and the idea that, y'know, some, some silly girl, online, like I'm gonna be in direct messages just sort of being like funny and flirty and fun, it's just, it's not, it's not me, it's just not gonna happen. Like I said, I'm trying to think of- I'm trying to think of a scenario where it would be acceptable because some people say "Oh well that means you're gay" and it's like, well, no, because it's, it's not that- it's just- it's more the setting there. Because there's a few scenarios where it would be acceptable, like I said, y'know, if it was a girl who's working for me, y'know, like Hitler in that movie Downfall? When he's, like, interviewing secretaries? Like that, that's the setting where it, like, makes a little bit more sense.
