What should I do with the drunken sailor?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I only have a few hours until it's early morning.

 

[Joey Caruso]

Throw him in the brig until he's sober, then shave his belly with a rusty razor

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom

 

[TroonsDid911]

Put him in the bed with the captain's daughter early in the morning.

 

[Red Hood]

Tie him to the mast in a fierce n'or'easter