What should I give out for Halloween?

[Gorgar]

My ideas include a 100 dollar bill, a cornucopia, a toilet plunger, an absurdly huge chocolate bar, random DVDs, expired candy, and socks.
Do you have any good ideas?

 

[DumbDude42]

make caramel apples and hand them out to kids, except instead of apples you use onions

 

[Ophelia Jones]

make caramel apples and hand them out to kids, except instead of apples you use onions

and called it caramelised onion

 

[Medulseur]

When I was a kid there was always these neighbors who handed out hostess stuff every Halloween. Twinkies, ho-hos, star crunch, and sometimes moon pies or cans of soda. Coolest couple I ever met.

 

[Joe Swanson]

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Put them in cannabis gummies for a double wammy op

 

[Bells]

Auto generated inspirational quotes.

 

[Gorgar]

Auto generated inspirational quotes.

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Give me two resources for this.
One for the motivational quote and another for carving it onto a plaque.

Copies of your mix tape

Give me the worst songs ever and I’ll do it.

 

[Bells]

Give me two resources for this.
One for the motivational quote and another for carving it onto a plaque.

InspiroBot

inspirobot.me

The other idk but an office printer should do

 

[totallyrandomusername]

Chocolate laxatives in candy wrappers.

 

[Gorgar]

Chocolate laxatives in candy wrappers.

I'm saving that for a furfest.

 

[What the shit]

Raisins or bags of trail mix
If not then cyanide is a good alternative

 

[Billy Beer]

Buy an acoustic guitar and when they say "trick or treat" give them the "treat" of your rendition of 'living on a prayer'

 

[AMHOLIO]

Corona. It's the gift that keeps on giving!

Barring that, head to a dollar tree or five below and see what weird shit you can pick up there. A few ideas:
-Loose pokemon cards
-Order a happy meal and give someone the toy
-bottle caps and soda cans
-embroidery yarn (under a dollar at walmart) or friendship bracelets if you're fancy
-packages or cups of ramen
-bees
-loose change
-a paper with the word "bofa" on it
-capri suns

Happy halloween, dude

 

[Crunchy Oats]

Nothing

 

[Monster Zero Ultra]

Full size candy bars.

 

[HERE YOU GO]

Job applications.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Fruit

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

blm facemasks and cross-gender hormones

you can probably get the parents thrown in jail if they make a fuss, snatch up their property cheap at auction