What should I tell the mob if they demand I wear a mask. - Diaper mandates don't work.

[Alex Hogendorp]

Mask Mandates have been reinstated in my area and I really don't want to wear a face diaper anymore. What are some convincing arguments to get the mob to leave me alone and if they refuse, what should I do?

 

[seri0us]

"fuck you I won't do what you tell me"

Rage on Behalf of the Machine made a song with that title, so they should understand.

 

[Billy Beer]

Either; Fuck off and mind your own business or you're exempt.

nobody can make you do anything

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

I've never been asked across tons of states, not once. I've also never worn one for any reason, so, just don't worry about it

 

[Red Hood]

The Mafia wants you to wear a mask?

 

[DumbDude42]

show them a picture of gigachad with the word "No." written on it

 

[Lone MacReady]

"Try, and in the attempt I will demask and cough on as many people as possible."

 

[Smug Chuckler]

Create a bullshit religion and say that wearing a mask goes against it.

 

[Dialtone]

Completely ignore them, don't say a word, don't even make eye contact and carry on with your business.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

Say you only wear a mask when you're hitting the town with bois

 

[knobslobbin]

Maintain eye contact while taking a mask and putting it into your pants, then do a few really grunty squats then retrieve said mask and place it back in the pile and carry on as normal. The eye contact is key, under no circumstances blink.

 

[totallyrandomusername]

Say nothing. Just open carry.

 

[millais]

Claim you have medical exemption due to asthma or other chronic respiratory illness.

 

[verissimus]

Tell them to fogetaboutit.

 

[Niggernerd]

Hire a bunch of chinese guys who look thug to follow you around and tell them to cough a lot when you're confronted

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

A short young woman told me to put on a mask, or something (I dunno, I had earbuds in), at Walmart. I slowly turned my eyes and gave her a deep, penetrating, death glare, slowly narrowing my eyes. She got all flustered and nervous. I felt powerful and a bit of a thrill.

Try that

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Walk everywhere with your wiener out and nobody will even notice you aren't wearing a mask.

 

[WowThatsNew]

"my body, my choice!!"

 

[Solid Snek]

Tell them you're trans.

The should be enough to shame any maskfag into silence, but if they keep pestering you, shout "I'm being misgendered!!!" until they shut the fuck up.

-edit- that's assuming you live in America. If you live in Afghanistan, for God's sake, don't argue, just do whatever they tell you.

 

[SandyCat]

Tell them you're trans.

The should be enough to shame any maskfag into silence, but if they keep pestering you, shout "I'm being misgendered!!!" until they shut the fuck up.

-edit- that's assuming you live in America. If you live in Afghanistan, for God's sake, don't argue, just do whatever they tell you.