What sins would you like to transfer to the kapparot chicken?

[Lemmingwiser]

Transfer your sins to me. Tell me what you regret and what you've done. Let them go from your soul and let them stick to mine.

 

[Gog & Magog]

I stole a toy from a store when I was five years old. I'm sorry for stealing.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Gooning

 

[User names must be unique]

killing chickens and trying to scam god.

 

[We Are The Witches]

I don't think I commit any "sins" (not from a Christian perspective, that's a load of bullshit, such as I don't have empathy for scum, or wouldn't help scum).

But things that I regret: procrastinating, not focusing enough.

 

[Bucephalus]

I don't think I commit any "sins" (not from a Christian perspective

But things that I regret: procrastinating, not focusing enough.

Sloth is a deadly sin.

Get back to work.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Yay! We tricked God!

Their final show of disrespect to Christ who died for our sins is to liken him to a chicken.

 

[Dawdler]

As a chicken, I transfer world's sins to you. No backsies

 

[peachlover669]

OY VEY GOYIM!! YOU ARE TRYING TO MAKE US CHOSEN LOOK BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHRISTIANS DO THE SAME SHIT YOU DISINGENUOUS FUCK! HAVNT YOU HEARD THEY ACCUSE US OF KILLING CHRIST!

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

This one time I called a girl stupid and I still don't feel bad

 

[𒀭Δημιουργός χάος]

בְּנֵי אָדָם
יֹשְׁבֵי חֹשֶׁךְ וְצַלְמָוֶת
אֲסִירֵי עֳנִי וּבַרְזֶל׃ (תהלים קז:י)
יוֹצִיאֵם מֵחֹשֶׁךְ וְצַלְמָוֶת
וּמוֹסְרוֹתֵיהֶם יְנַתֵּק׃ (תהלים קז:יד)
אֱוִלִים מִדֶּרֶךְ פִּשְׁעָם
וּמֵעֲוֺנֹתֵיהֶם יִתְעַנּוּ׃
כׇּל־אֹכֶל תְּתַעֵב נַפְשָׁם
וַיַּגִּיעוּ עַד־שַׁעֲרֵי מָוֶת׃
וַיִּזְעֲקוּ אֶל־יְהֹוָה בַּצַּר לָהֶם
מִמְּצֻקוֹתֵיהֶם יוֹשִׁיעֵם׃
יִשְׁלַח דְּבָרוֹ וְיִרְפָּאֵם
וִימַלֵּט מִשְּׁחִיתוֹתָם׃
יוֹדוּ לַיהֹוָה חַסְדּוֹ
וְנִפְלְאוֹתָיו לִבְנֵי אָדָם׃ (תהלים קז:יז-כא)
אִם־יֵשׁ עָלָיו  מַלְאָךְ
מֵלִיץ אֶחָד מִנִּי־אָלֶף
לְהַגִּיד לְאָדָם יָשְׁרוֹ׃
וַיְחֻנֶּנּוּ וַיֹּאמֶר
פְּדָעֵהוּ מֵרֶדֶת שָׁחַת
מָצָאתִי כֹפֶר׃ (איוב לג:כג-כד)

זֶה חֲלִיפָתִי,
זֶה תְּמוּרָתִי,
זֶה כַּפָּרָתִי.
זֶה הַכֶּסֶף יִנָּתֵן לִצְדָקָה
וַאֲנִי אֵלֵךְ לְחַיִּים טוֹבִים אֲרֻכִּים וּלְשָׁלוֹם.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Whenever I cut my trees down, they land on top of the neighbor's house and car.

"Accidentally."

 

[Skitarii]

I confess to my priest, go away before I turn you into nugs.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Last night I noticed that I hadn’t choked my chicken in a few days, and that was remarkable, but then I get to thinking if I should, and I did, and it felt hollow.

That seems thematically appropriate for a sin chicken.

 

[Tingle]

Sloth, lack of motivation, maybe just general laziness... not sure though, I'll get around to figuring it out later.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Sloth, lack of motivation, maybe just general laziness... not sure though, I'll get around to figuring it out later.

For me, in order from most common to least common:
1. Lust
2. Wrath
3. Pride
4. Sloth
5. Greed
6. Gluttony
7. Envy