What sort of beast approaches you and how do you vanquish it?

[Gorgar]

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[Rabid Northman]

My liver and by feeding it its weekly case of vodka.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Federal agents who glow in the dark & my front bumper doing 70mph

 

[King Fructose]

Amberlynn Reid approaches me and I escape by walking away at a moderate pace.

 

[Usb2200a]

The cancel mob surround you.
You ignore them and they vanish.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

A Twitch thot approaches me. I vanquish her by telling her I do not own and do not plan to ever own a credit card.

 

[Dysnomia]

It's a troon. I invalidate its womanhood until it 41%'s. It drops a mighty rod of dilation. But I run in horror at the sight of it.

 

[BONE_Buddy]

The OP approached me.

I slew him by giving a killer answer.

 

[GorillaGhost]

A god of Death approaches me and claims to be weary of existing, but needs a foolish mortal to take his place as god of Death. I respond...

"With God as my witness, I am that fool!!!"

He permits me to kill him and take his place. I then murder all niggers, faggots, and wokies.

 

[zero-who]

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg approaches.
I point behind his shoulder and shout, "Look! An unmolested child!" Then while he's distracted, I scatter pennies and fake gemstones from the mall on the ground to distract him further and flee.

 

[Retink]

A furry, I use the word of Ya-hwa to ward it off back to hell.

 

[Just A Butt]

a horse and i punch it right in its stupid fucking horse face

 

[Shig O'nella]

The foulest demon from the deepest pits of hell approaches.

I say "Hi Carl, fancy a pint?" and we go for a beer or six to catch up on old times.

 

[L50LasPak]

A salesman. I push him into traffic.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I get a spam call on my phone. I tell the person on the other end they're are gay and I hangup.