What superpowers did you get today?

[Quantum Diabetes]

It's December 21st. I gained the ability to fuck my couch without getting it pregnant

 

[WinchesterPremium]

The ability to remove other people's powers.

Congrats on the new kid BTW

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I call him couchy

The ability to remove other people's powers.

Congrats on the new kid BTW

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I have superpowers the way bald is a hairstyle.

(lack of superpowers sucks)

 

[Malodorous Merkin]

Autism.

 

[TheRetardKing]

To turn China into Tibet.

 

[Foghot]

I became harder than diamonds.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I can cure autism.