What tangible, basic life skills does Phil possess?

[Pargon]

From that one video it appears he knows how to use a plunger to unclog a toilet.

Though, now that I think about it, he was using some gimmicky-looking, as-seen-on-tv contraption and not something a real man would pick up at a hardware store for $1.88.

"He knows how to use a plunger*". There, that should cover it.

 

[CoolGuy420weedbonerXXX]

"He knows how to use a plunger*". There, that should cover it.

Now we're getting somewhere!

 

[d12]

I don't see why you guys are making such a big deal about ol Philly's lack of life skills. It was the way he was raised, there was nothing he could do dood.

Spoiler

Seriously though ramen with a spoon? How do you fuck up eating ramen? Also need I mention the infamous crouch jump fiasco in his Black Mesa LP?

 

[Heckler1]

Optimistically, he has editing skills, but is just too lazy to use them

 

[harbinger]

Wasnt he like 32 or 33 when he talked about learning how to do the laundry on his own? I remember this.

no fucking way lol. thats just sad

silver spoon up his ass

That sounds familiar to me, too. I want to say he alluded to only learning how to do laundry for himself after Panda Lee moved out. Can anyone confirm this?

No no no no no!!!!

Phil learning to do laundry at the age of 32/33 is a nudnik detractor meme. It’s false and slanderous.

I’m certain it was after Panda left. He was 35.

 

[Remove Goat]

I thought long and hard, and all I've realized is Phil on par with 8 year old in terms of skills.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

No no no no no!!!!

Phil learning to do laundry at the age of 32/33 is a nudnik detractor meme. It’s false and slanderous.

I’m certain it was after Panda left. He was 35.

I can confirm he learned how to do laundry only after Leanna left. This is a video from January 2018 when Phil was HYPING Kat's arrival and bragging about how much cleaning she's going to do. Hilarious in hindsight.
(52 seconds in if the timestamp doesn't work. You can end the video at 1:32 since the rest of it is some sperg talking)

 

[Faded]

He knows how to use email.

He knows how to bypass managers and contact the CEO of a company and send them lots of emails to get their attention.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Does Phil know how to change a tire?
Does Phil know how to parallel park?
Can Phil drive a Standard Transmission vehicle?

He can't even drive at all because of his detractor back. Even if he knew this stuff at one point he surely forgot it by now.
But it's not like you need to "know how" to change a tire, it's right there in any car's manual. That's how I learned the first time I had to do it.

Can Phil point out all 50 American States on an unmarked map?

Doubtful.

Does Phil know how to mail a letter or ship a package in the mail?

He mails out heaps of bills every single day, dood.

Does Phil know any magic tricks?

He can make your money disappear.

Does Phil know how to throw a punch?

He just turns to the camera at the last second and does DX Crotch Chops instead.

Can Phil play any musical instruments?

He just sings or "sings".

 

[Hungrymandinner]

He’s able to separate fools from their money without violating any laws. This parasitic niche has probably always existed in human socioeconomic circles; I can imagine a malingering caveman ancestor of Phil bilking the suckers who hunted and gathered everyday out of their spoils.

 

[thebonesauce]

“Can Phil name all 50 states on an unmarked map?”

“Of course I can name all 50 states, erhm, 52 states, excuse me!”

 

[BrunoMattei]

Optimistically, he has editing skills, but is just too lazy to use them

Not really. He can do basic edits and that's it.

 

[cgk qqq]

this autistic sperglord didnt change his oil for 3 years and you expect him to be competent, lul

 

[Mr.Downer]

He can do a good pig impression

 

[Wurstbrot]

He can do a good pig impression

It's not an impression if he is one.

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

He's really good at opening bottles of gin.

 

[Vivica A. Fox]

He's really good at opening bottles of gin.

with his disgusting scrawny and flabby arms, I actually wouldn't be surprised if Kat opened them for him.

 

[Autistsforuganda]

I am surprised this hasn't been asked.

"Is Phil capable of wiping his ass?"

Like, considering how fat he is, he either just dosen't or he calls for his Soulmaid.

 

[Freshtodeath]

I look at this way. Phil is extremely autistic. Having money makes life for autistic people a lot easier. Also getting a job from your father or money from parents. Without hitting the lotto essentially phil would be your typical autist, living at home working retail maybe. But he got extremely lucky so it makes life easier. He can "live" without any life skills at all. I'm being pretty generous too like the dude can't even do research with google it seems or take out the trash. How fuck did he even buy a car? I would love to know how that went down.

 

[Autistsforuganda]

I look at this way. Phil is extremely autistic. Having money makes life for autistic people a lot easier. Also getting a job from your father or money from parents. Without hitting the lotto essentially phil would be your typical autist, living at home working retail maybe. But he got extremely lucky so it makes life easier. He can "live" without any life skills at all. I'm being pretty generous too like the dude can't even do research with google it seems or take out the trash. How fuck did he even buy a car? I would love to know how that went down.

I actually wonder if Phil has become a hoarder at this point, considering he is too lazy to take out the trash and Khet has no interests other then playing overwatch. We barely have seen anything from the house in the past few years.