What things are Chris scared of?

[A-№1]

This was years ago during the Ivy Saga

Even so, it's shit like that which drove him to stop making videos and comics.

And gives fodder to people like Anna.

 

[José Mourinho]

The trolls.

 

[QI 541]

Reality.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Reality.

Specifically, the pile of evidence that can easily smash his reality, enough evidence to rival the hoard.

Also, of going through life unloved.

(The most heartbreaking example of both of these may be him clinging to the belief that his was a miracle birth shrouded in love and smelling like roses, rather than the whiskey-addled accident that it obviously was.)

 

[SlowInTheMinds]

Someone claiming to be Clyde called him and threatened to kill him and he literally shit the bed.

Goddamn ween trolls.

This is why we can't have nice things.

This was years ago during the Ivy Saga
Some not-Clyde left him a voicemail saying he was going to murder Chris. Chris went boom-boom in the bed and covered it up, placing a large stuffed animal with sunglasses in the bed to trick Clyde/not-Clyde. He then hid on his couch and covered himself with stuffed animals and fell back asleep. Then he had a wet dream about Ivy. He left the bed a mess for a day or two before Burp finally relented and cleaned his dookie sheets.

The wonders of autism!

 

[CatParty]

1.bathing.

2.his mother.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Training, prayers and vitamins, brother!

 

[asperhes]

He once said that one of the most horrible things he could imagine would be being tied down and forced to watch a naked homo gyrate in front of him.

He's also afraid of the "blue screen of death," i.e., his own mortality.

 

[RP 520]

He's definitely afraid of the probability of himself being gay. Considering how how he would compulsively stare at a picture of Sailor Moon, whisper to himself that he's not gay, and fly into a rage whenever someone even remotely suggests that his various "hobbies" scream gay.

 

[Henry Bemis]

He once said that one of the most horrible things he could imagine would be being tied down and forced to watch a naked homo gyrate in front of him.

In a very roundabout way, Chris probably wouldn't object to being "tormented" by gay guys, as it would only serve to validate not only his prejudices, but his fantasy that he's an irresistible Lothario.

 

[InaudibleSlink]

Reality,he seemly doesnt understand how it works and when he does would rather live by the rules of the world in his head.Id also have to guess death,ever since the Grim Reaper trolled him Chris really has no clue as to when he'll make another appearance...and if he'll take KaKa or

 

[Stuff and Things]

-Twolls
-Bathing
-Homos
-Jews
-Niggos
-Boyfriend-unfree-Girls
-Jerkops
-Manajerks
-Responsabilities

 

[Kosher Dill]

I'd say...
- Death. He is LOOONG NOT READY FOR IT and has had a few scares with the Blue Screen. (The Reaper runs Windows Me, better get used to it)
- Dying a virgin. His virginity has grown back by now, but if he ever seriously thinks he'll die soon, he'll go have it re-broken.
- Jail. We all know how much he freaked out in there for whatever reason.
- Getting kicked out. Barb uses that threat just like Max Milvana used "EBAY!", because it *works*.

 

[Sakamoto]

Losing his tugboat
Physical labor
The gay Chris inside that's fighting to come out
Authority figures
All the undercover trolls we have secretly watching him and keeping his brilliant plans from succeeding.

 

[Satoru182]

"The end of the world", thats why watched the movie 2012 AFTER the year 2012 ended.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

"The end of the world", thats why watched the movie 2012 AFTER the year 2012 ended.

I had totally forgotten about this! I loved that post. A perfect representation of his idiocy and his shitty taste.

 

[Stuff and Things]

"The end of the world", thats why watched the movie 2012 AFTER the year 2012 ended.

He really did that just because he was afraid of that?? O.o i didn't knew it

 

[CatParty]

"The end of the world", thats why watched the movie 2012 AFTER the year 2012 ended.

He really did that just because he was afraid of that?? O.o i didn't knew it

wait, if he watched it before 2012, would that mean in his head it was happening?

 

[bradsternum]

Yeah, but in his head, it's pretty much always 1999.

 

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Chris is afraid of being accountable for his own actions. This is pretty much what I consider to be his all-encompassing fear. If he can't throw the fault and/or responsibility onto someone or something else, then he tries to avoid it like the plague and villify it.