What things in messages annoy you?

I have to tell everybody I know to not text me unless its life-or-death. Any time my phone buzzes my blood pressure spikes, I fucking hate it.
No Joke.
I actually got a text while getting my blood pressure checked to give blood, and they almost turned me away.
 
I dislike the emojis you used as an example but i think the crying-laughing emoji is the pinnacle of human achievement. Not the faggot one that's almost sideways like in @SentinentCloud 's post though.
I used to hate voice messages in Whatsapp, now i seldom bother typing myself. Iron rule is don't Facetime me or otherwise video call, i know your ugly mug, you know my ugly mug, it is pointless.

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I hate the thing you see tumblrites do where they put a string of random letters at the end of their post to signal that they are excited about something. "OMG! ITS HAPPENING SDagASGFSDDasSSASDAFSAasfgasdadg"
I also find it annoying when people use "grr" unironically in text or capitalise certain words to try and emphasize them more. "grr this is so INFURIATING!!!"
 
I'll try to give you an example of the vibe, but it amounts to retarded typing, use of emojis (some of the yellow faced ones), lack of commas/capitalization, TikToker (or just straight stupid) lingo, and misspelling of words like "you/you're/your - its/it's".

"y'all ever get this fr? 😭😭😭🤣 no cap he though he was kino 💀 💀 💀"

Doesn't annoy me as much as disappoint me. Oh yeah, and Internet ebonics.
 
Pointless fucking details.

I'm an autist about this sorta thing. Unless I'm asking about someone's day, I like messages to be short and to the point.
"What time are you coming over?"
"I get off work at 5, be there around 5:30"
"Dope"

Some people feel the need to beat around the bush so you don't get any kind of answer until you're like 8 messages in. Its especially awful when something is time sensitive like a reservation.
 
I dislike the emojis you used as an example but i think the crying-laughing emoji is the pinnacle of human achievement. Not the faggot one that's almost sideways like in @SentinentCloud 's post though.
I used to hate voice messages in Whatsapp, now i seldom bother typing myself. Iron rule is don't Facetime me or otherwise video call, i know your ugly mug, you know my ugly mug, it is pointless.

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This one.
That emoji really does give off a vibe of comedy and tragedy
 
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