What things won't Chris have problems with?

[IwegalBadnik]

So, would anyone care to share what they think Chris will not have trouble with?

 

[CatParty]

1. late for work

2. frenemies

 

[Dormiebasne]

he will never know the pain of burying a child.

 

[Male]

he's got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
get it because he doesn't have a sweetheart

 

[José Mourinho]

He will not have trouble with having trouble.

 

[timtommy]

STD's

 

[IwegalBadnik]

he's got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
get it because he doesn't have a sweetheart

Well, I hope other people like Carlin references:

Spoiler

I was gonna mention how Chris'll never have to worry about getting pecker tracks off a wedding dress.

 

[Lil]

He won't have trouble behind the Best Buy anymore: practice makes perfect after all.

 

[Observers]

He will never have problems with his Boss, or making sure his TPS reports are done properly.

 

[JULAY]

So, would anyone care to share what they think Chris will not have trouble with?

He won't have a problem with the sailing in every month like clockwork...

 

[BT 075]

Chris will not have problems with people who only befriend him for his money or good looks.

No bad break ups. No court-mandated DNA tests.

Showing up at a party in the exact same dress as his biggest high school rival.

 

[Judge Holden]

dying alone.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Shitting his pants and doing nothing.