What to do when a friend has gotten addicted to KiwiFarms?

[MissDrama]

I recommended a friend to use KF a week ago.

He already has made 500 posts in just 6 days of joining, he no longer chats in our discord friends group, none of us has seen him ever since, he hasn't left his house and probably not showered or eaten either. His mom called me, saying she's worried.

What to do?

 

[Queen Elizabeth II]

Bismillah, ask the imam to rule whether or not it is halal desu

 

[MrTroll]

The Church of Scientology runs a very well-regarded KF addiction program called KiwiAnon. For a very reasonable sum of money and a commitment to 45,000 years of servitude I've managed to bring my daily posting down about 400%.

 

[Oughtism]

Sneak estrogen in his drinks. It is a surefire way to turn him anti-farm.

 

[I am vomit]

Convince his mom to make blacked anime edits and send them to him.

 

[Kets]

1. Wait a little longer
2. Encourage him to make videos on youtube where he shares his thoughts and feelings over a variety of topics
3. Expect him to make a fool of himself
4. Make a thread about him on KF™
5. ??????
6. Profit. Congratulations! you just got your own custom homemade lolcow. Now enjoy your internet brownie points while watching your friendship (and the remains of his mental stability) crumble and die