What to do with over 30 cans of beer if I don't drink?

[MissDrama]

I hate beer, I hate the smell, and the taste ofc
But I'm stuck with a mix of over 50 cans and bottles of it that are taking away all the space in my fridge and apartment.
I had visitors last night and I got the beer for them, but they left early and didn't finish it all. Actually leaving me with more beers, since they also brought some themselves.

What to do?

 

[Medulseur]

Hand them out next Halloween.

 

[Solid Snek]

You could drink them.

You shouldn't be so picky about what you are and are not willing to drink; remember, there are thirsty kids in Africa who have no beers.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Also beer bread

Seconding this suggestion!
I'm not much of a beer drinker but beer bread is delicious and stupid easy. My recipe is:

2 1/2 c. flour
1 tsp salt
2 1/2 tsp baking powder
2 tbsp sugar
12 (or so) oz beer

Mix all dry ingredients together, pour in the beer, and if you want you can add shredded cheese and herbs. Pour it into a little bread pan, I use a tiny cast iron one, and pour melted butter on top. Bake it at 375 F for 45 minutes, it's pretty awesome.

 

[Gigasneed]

Throw them in the ocean just like you would a car battery

 

[Pee Cola]

Go to your local Skid Row (or equivalent) on Christmas Eve dressed as Santa and hand them out to the homeless.

 

[Mister Mint]

Use a few for recipes, keep a few for guests, give the rest away to a friend or donate them to an AA meeting.

 

[DennisReynolds]

Boof them

 

[Sage In All Fields]

pour it on the floor outside, that's where it belongs

 

[JethroTullamore]

Give them to me.

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

Leave them outside along with a knife, and let nature take its course

 

[Reverend]

Give it to the homeless at traffic intersections but only if they drink it all right then and there.

Video tape the results.

 

[Ophelia Jones]

Give them to family as Christmas presents.

Christ approves.

 

[Jack Awful]

Host a party

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Use it as rocket fuel for a model rocket?

 

[ColtWalker1847]

Go to your local Skid Row (or equivalent) on Christmas Eve dressed as Santa and hand them out to the homeless.

Skid row? Hell. Find a beach. Everybody likes the person with the free beer.

Give it to the homeless at traffic intersections but only if they drink it all right then and there.

Video tape the results.

Hobos shotgunning Busch Light could be a youtube channel.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

Sell them to kids, they'll pay extra since they're not legally allowed to buy alcohol.

Kids suck and they deserve to be sober.

 

[Consider Lizärds]

Give it to bakers. They will use it for some charity or other baking thing.

 

[RussianParasite]

Post your address and I will swing by to pick them up.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

1. Put them on the wall.

2. Take one down.

3. Pass it around.

4. 29 bottles of beer on the wall.

5. GOTO 1

 

[they_live]

Find someone who cooks a lot. Lots of recipes call for beer.