What traits make a face punchable? Can a woman have a punchable face?

[Lemmingwiser]

I don't think i've ever seen a woman with a punchable face. Only men.

And what makes a face punchable?

The best answer I found someone who is cocky/mouthy, while also looking weak. Like someone who you could easily punch without any risk. I couldn't imagine someone like Schwarzenegger to look "punchable", no matter what nonsense comes out of them. Someone like Ron Perlman is a good example of that, who says absolute dumb shit, a lot of it tailored to annoy/incite, but he's too much of a unit to really look "punchable. Conversely someone like John Oliver or Adam Conover are both annoying, but look so soft that you could punch or slap them without risking anything besides a lawsuit (which is not something our limbic system evolved for).

So those are my thoughts. Tell me where I'm wrong. What makes a face punchable?

 

[Lemmingwiser]

Exactly what most of gooks look like, literally worse than soyboys.

considering how much soy is used in asian cooking, I'd say they're just soyboys.

 

[Daily Affirmation]

I don't think i've ever seen a woman with a punchable face. Only men.

That Southie bitch from OITNB was pretty punchable.

 

[Next Task]

Without knowing anything about the person or their personality, wider faces are often more punchable. Certain expressions are incredibly punchable - smugness, sanctimoniousness, and of course the AGP smirk.

Fewer women have punchable faces, but more of them have slappable faces.

 

[Bab00n]

I don't care how based he is. I hate this phenotype.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

 

[mannic]

i think men who are near transition phase or adjacent to female pickmes are punchable. im not convinced on your opinion lol i think you need to get your brain double checked

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

Fun fact about wil wheaton, he reads every comment people message him on whatever accounts he has online or on his posts.

 

[Vect]

Very interesting question. I don't think it's any one reason, its a combination of knowledge of the person, monkey brain biases, perception of motive and an emotional reaction to the sense of being manipulated. It would be hard to articulate a generalization.

These are my personal would-be punched faces.




1. Boogie's face communicates to me a sense of unearned superiority, ungroomed, unwashed, shirtless and shamelessly disgusting, smug and secure in the knowledge that he can play the cards he always has done and people will still fall for it.
2. MrBeast's face is viscerally obnoxious, shamelessly pulling a grotesque pantomime mask of mock excitement solely to help his thumbnail in the algorithm. It's loud and fake, and in all honesty, his success and the sheer needlessness of the stunt make it worse.
3. Ditto for Stuckman, but his is more a case of somebody not trying. Regardless of what his video topic is about, this is more or less the face he will pull and familiarity breeds contempt. Like Boogie, his narrow eyes give off a sense of unearned smugness, even if it's not actually what he means to project.
4. Yaniv looks like he thinks he's been very clever, because that's the expression he pulls every time he gets away with something obscene due to his gender identity, convinced that he's always the smartest person in the room. It's extra rage-inducing because in the face of all absurdity, it works - or used to work.

I don't even hate all these people but knowing the context of how those faces are used means I associate negative traits to them. Some of it is due to appearance as well - large, fat faces and shoddy grooming invite fists. It's animal instinct.

And I agree, I can't think of a woman on the top of my head that I find to have a punchable face, but it might be because I a) am personally indifferent to female smugness and or b) because I don't readily assume women would so nakedly telegraph their attempts to be manipulative.

 

[Anti Lolicon Bomb]

This guy has the most punchable face on the planet and nobody will ever convince me otherwise.

 

[dick brain]

I don't care how based he is. I hate this phenotype.
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[Lemmingwiser]

This guy has the most punchable face on the planet and nobody will ever convince me otherwise.
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He's too much cowering in fear for me to find him very punchable.

 

[eatler]

You find britbongs attractive and those are usually the punchable faces.

 

[Huh what?]

Thick rimmed glasses.

 

[SentinentCloud]

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

The punchable face index is correlated to how big of a shit-cunt you are & how smug you are.

Hammyburger may have a very punchable face but pharma bro has a face you can NEVER get tired of punching.

This guy has the most punchable face on the planet and nobody will ever convince me otherwise.
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[2mm and 99 others]

Does this man look punchable? For me, he's got the punchablest face ever, but it's likely influenced by what he says and does, the combination of strictness and ''screw tightening'' in the contrast with how undisciplined in regards to himself he obviously is. When I look at him and more examples ITT, I guess it's the shapeless pasty bloatedness & unkempt beard, that makes the NPCs from My Summer Car look kinda handsome in comparison.

He's on par with this fairly unimportant pork creature, but that is beyond punchable, because it would mean you have to touch it.

That's enough, I know more examples, but not gonna litter this thread further with eurofag politics.

 

[Jason Wynn]

You look like @Peppermint Swirl or @Higgs Bonbon I don’t care how good of a person you are (neither of those retards are) or how smart/accomplished you are. I’d be the stereotypical bully shoving your head into a toilet or stuffing you into a locker.

 

[Sperghetti]

Women can absolutely have punchable faces, often characterized by smug or "quirky" expressions and ill-fitting glasses.