What Triggers YOU The Most About Amber? - The Thread Where A Single Person Can Produce 22 Pages Of Triggered People

[toadoftoadhall]

-Her fucking Teddy Ruckspin eyes rolling around in her empty fat head
-Her 'poetry'
-How she doesn't take her pets to the vet (apologies if this is a repeat/echo of others)
-Her fat locust tendencies to swarm from place to place just destroying the lives of everyone in her path (and making them fatter in her wake)
-'Other youtubers do xyz and people LOVE it and don't hate'. Shut up Albert
-??????????- this needs no further explanation

 

[AbraCadaver]

How badly she treats Becky

 

[Wilford Brimley]

When she eats she uses her tongue to throw food to the back of her throat. Very snakelike, much like her personality.

Edit: I've almost changed my mind. She doesn't have BED, shes just a pig. Shes fully aware of her calorie intake. I'm tired of her using BED as justification for being a literal pig.

 

[Soup]

Her thinking it’s some kind of cute quirk to pronounce things like “buffet” wrong, it’s almost like she goes out of her way to butcher any word she can. Why even do it if you’re going to take the time to explain right after that you know how it’s really pronounced? Every. Time.

 

[Edith Puthy]

When she eats she uses her tongue to throw food to the back of her throat. Very snakelike, much like her personality.

Yes! She horks down her food like a crocodile gulping back an ibex leg.

 

[armfat]

That she's a smug fat.

 

[Goalweight170]

If this has been said already, forgive me. The more appropriate question would be what about AL do you like or does not trigger you? She makes me mad on the internet and super triggered. I can no longer watch her. I have genuine hatred for her.

 

[marjoram]

"Her fat locust tendencies to swarm from place to place just destroying the lives of everyone in her path (and making them fatter in her wake)"

Ah Toad.. This is the most aptly descriptive sentence in the thread. I've called Big Al a plague before, but I like the locusts better.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

"Speriodically"

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Amber and Becky's bed. It's not good for a mattress to be on the floor, unless you lift it up when not in use for air to flow. I'm also concerned that she doesn't wash her sheets, pillowcases, and blankets as often as she should. I don't like it when Amber belittles Becky at all, either.

 

[W00K #17]

"Hey guys"

 

[aerostar88]

When she pauses and then says ".....what?" with a confused cunty face

You know what I mean?

This is mine too, mainly because it usually comes after either a tedious story nobody cares about, or genuine (and often serious) criticism she has no lie prepared for.

For example: "people think I am abusive towards Becky... like wuuuuuut?"

Whenever she states that she's REALLY proud of herself. I think this one bothers me the most because of how cunty and authoritative her tone is.

Because it's always the most pathetic thing that even a 10 year old wouldn't have the nerve to express pride over. I swear she must be proud every 5 minutes she goes without screaming at Becky for another drive-thru adventure, or telling the truth about failing the newest challenge. Like yasssss gorl slay you did the minimum thing a functional human being could do one time! Congrats booboo!

 

[redbarchetta]

Her bad roommate tendencies, to be more topical -- t's not even my kitchen and I'm still annoyed she's taking up the entire counter with her abandoned optavia feelingz

 

[Ann Berlin]

Seeing a woman who's almost 30 act exactly like a middle school girl with too much free time is hard to watch.

 

[Edith Puthy]

This is mine too, mainly because it usually comes after either a tedious story nobody cares about, or genuine (and often serious) criticism she has no lie prepared for.

For example: "people think I am abusive towards Becky... like wuuuuuut?"


Because it's always the most pathetic thing that even a 10 year old wouldn't have the nerve to express pride over. I swear she must be proud every 5 minutes she goes without screaming at Becky for another drive-thru adventure, or telling the truth about failing the newest challenge. Like yasssss gorl slay you did the minimum thing a functional human being could do one time! Congrats booboo!

Holy shit, yes. That dumbass "liiiiike whuuuuuut???". Jesus, that makes me irrationally angry. I want to slap her moon face and watch the jiggle travel all the way down to her giant, tree trunk laaayyuuurrgghss.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Whenever she wears white.

 

[Wyzzerd]

There are so many soul scarring things going on it that gif that my brain can't comprehend what I am looking at. I keep seeing this exceptional overgrown toddler inside a miniature room so everything is to scale, but I know it's an adult planet attempting to be excited.

Hell I think she even kicks a cat towards the end of it, you can see a black tail moving right below the tree.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

-Her fucking Teddy Ruckspin eyes rolling around in her empty fat head
-Her 'poetry'
-How she doesn't take her pets to the vet (apologies if this is a repeat/echo of others)
-Her fat locust tendencies to swarm from place to place just destroying the lives of everyone in her path (and making them fatter in her wake)
-'Other youtubers do xyz and people LOVE it and don't hate'. Shut up Albert
-??????????- this needs no further explanation

I'm glad someone else mentioned the Teddy Ruxpin eyes. Blinks shouldn't take 2 seconds, unless you're a calculated liar buying time.

 

[Long time lurker]

Amber's behavior and quirks bother me very little and I couldn't think of anything until @StyrofoamFridge mentioned her bed.

The amount of linens, blankets, pillows and all the other trash they just pile on that bed triggers me. In fact, the whole bedroom makes me uncomfortable - open drawers, piles of stuff everywhere, the mess, the excess "art" on the walls, the sheets used as curtains...

 

[SassyAndMorbidlyObese]

Amber's behavior and quirks bother me very little and I couldn't think of anything until @StyrofoamFridge mentioned her bed.

The amount of linens, blankets, pillows and all the other trash they just pile on that bed triggers me. In fact, the whole bedroom makes me uncomfortable - open drawers, piles of stuff everywhere, the mess, the excess "art" on the walls, the sheets used as curtains...

Crackden chic ?