What Triggers YOU The Most About Amber? - The Thread Where A Single Person Can Produce 22 Pages Of Triggered People

FupaQueen said:
Excuse me, she got all of her cavities taken care of when she was 18 honey boo boo
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That’s some Amberlogic right there. Considering her views on nutrition, I wouldn’t be surprised if she said something like that. Just one more thing I dislike about Al. Her ignorance of things like that at her age is troubling to say the least.
 
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JambledUpWords said:
That’s some Amberlogic right there. Considering her views on nutrition, I wouldn’t be surprised if she said something like that. Just one more thing I dislike about Al. Her ignorance of things like that at her age is troubling to say the least.
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She's going to be so shocked when her teeth rot out of her mouth. Too bad that won't slow down her eating, since she doesn't actually chew.
 
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ADHD said:
She's going to be so shocked when her teeth rot out of her mouth. Too bad that won't slow down her eating, since she doesn't actually chew.
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She can just have a milkshake, soup and smoothie diet instead. Can’t be any worse than what she’s eating now.
 
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JambledUpWords said:
That’s some Amberlogic right there. Considering her views on nutrition, I wouldn’t be surprised if she said something like that. Just one more thing I dislike about Al. Her ignorance of things like that at her age is troubling to say the least.
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She has literally stated this, tho I think the story was that she was 17 when she got all her cavities taken care of. I will try to find a link.

Edit: apparently the search does not work like it used to. I will continue my hunt.
 
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JambledUpWords said:
She can just have a milkshake, soup and smoothie diet instead. Can’t be any worse than what she’s eating now.
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She'd still be able to eat a lot of the stuff she eats now, as long as she cuts her food up into smaller bites. Have you ever seen an old person take their false teeth out to eat? It would be like that, except she's not going to live long enough to be old.
 
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I liek fr0gs said:
  1. The way she says "so". -"This is shooooooo insert adjective here"
  2. How she just won't close her goddamned mouth when she eats and I can see her tongue lolling about in her maw, and the godawful noises she makes as she masticates.
  3. The absolute lack of humility in all aspects of her personality.
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Your first point reminded me of how much I hate that she says bolth instead of both... just yokel things
 
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Antigarden said:
Your first point reminded me of how much I hate that she says bolth instead of both... just yokel things
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She manages to mangle the English language in ways I didn't know were possible. She has no discernible accent because she's tried to appropriate a southern accent and butchered the shit out that and she claims the "bolth" thing is a California thing. I call bullshit.

I think that her accent is just another facet of her non-existent personality. She's gleaned it off of where ever she's lived and whoever she's around. It's kind of sad that the only personality trait that we know is authentically hers is her cuntiness.
 
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ADHD said:
She's going to be so shocked when her teeth rot out of her mouth. Too bad that won't slow down her eating, since she doesn't actually chew.
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That's a big "if". I mean ignoring the jaundice and shit, with her weight alone waking up every morning is a literal gamble. A chunk of meat the size of your fist smothered under literal feet of fat, working quadruple time to pump blood to 400 (to I'm gonna guess 450, she hasn't stepped on the scale in a long time) more pounds of weight than the average human body, it can't keep up for long. Every time Amber goes to sleep she can't say "well, since my organs are healthy it's likely I'll wake up just fine".

I knew a man who smoked at least a pack a day every day for his entire life. He got lung cancer and by the time he was up on the donor list, (his two lungs combined were functioning as if he only had half of one lung) the doctors said it wouldn't do any good so he went into palliative care. Didn't stop smoking either, after all what's the use at that point? Doctors said he'd croak at maximum in his fifties. Old bastard lived to be 73. So yeah Amber could be like that but she better not count on it.

(Sorry for the hijack. This jaundice saga is just really making me wonder)
 
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The "Mhm. mhm. Mhm" Noises she makes when she eats. Calm down, girl. That processed cheeseburger ain't that good.

Also that thing she does where she puts her finger to her lip when she chews. her "Dainty princess act" is annoying anyway, but her table manners are too atrocious to be saved with that action.
 
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