What Triggers YOU The Most About Amber? - The Thread Where A Single Person Can Produce 22 Pages Of Triggered People

[toilet_rainbow]

Would it kill her to use oil or some other sort of fat with her food instead of just water? How is it that orange chicken is a-okay but a splash of olive oil is a big no no? You don't have to deep fry something to use oil. At least then the food you're killing yourself with doesn't taste like total shit.

 

[Twinkie]

Would it kill her to use oil or some other sort of fat with her food instead of just water? How is it that orange chicken is a-okay but a splash of olive oil is a big no no? You don't have to deep fry something to use oil. At least then the food you're killing yourself with doesn't taste like total shit.

Apparently it will kill Becky.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I always figured it was some bullshit attempt at 'diet virtue signalling' as in: "See? I KNOW how to eat healthy! Cooking with fats is baaaaaaad." Sorry but many foods are just way better tasting cooked with some kind of fat or oil - you just don't have to use a shit ton.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Apparently it will kill Becky.

Just saw that. It's just the latest reason du jour. Also lol that she's more worried about Becky's health than hers. Because what's gonna happen if she loses her caregiver?

I always figured it was some bullshit attempt at 'diet virtue signalling' as in: "See? I KNOW how to eat healthy! Cooking with fats is baaaaaaad." Sorry but many foods are just way better tasting cooked with some kind of fat or oil - you just don't have to use a shit ton.

I think you're right that that fatlogic may be the most valid reason. Even food that I like (including, because relevant, shrimp) tastes even better with some olive oil and pepper. It's simple but adds tastes and satiety. Omitting it also gives her further incentive to go to the real shitty stuff. "See, this *healthy* stuff tastes like shit. Time to eat that family sized bag of chips!"

 

[Moonpie]

When she fiddles with those damn strands of hair on each side of her face. All the fucking time.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

The way she blatantly paints over her cupids bow making her mouth look like an anal prolapse.

 

[JambledUpWords]

The fact that she hasn’t shown us her legs yet. She has no shame in mukbangs, Torrid hauls, and telling everyone information about herself that nobody needs to know. I would gladly watch an Al video with all the ads if she would just show us what her legs look like under her leggings.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

I already posted but I'd like to go again:

The weird hands. You know when you blow into a rubber glove and inflate it? Her hands look like that. I feel like I could prick her hand with a needle and it would deflate.

 

[AllCISPeople]

I have several things:

-Her eating sounds.
-"It's super, SUPER cute!"
-The fact that she can't be arsed to turn off her industrial fans when filming and just says "Sorreh for tha noise guys!"
-Always apologizing for the bad lighting
-Putting the camera too God damn close to her face and boobs

But most importantly, The general lack of motivation to stop herself from dying

 

[The Jokester]

Her belief that ALL men are checking her out and she totally gets hit on all the time gusies

 

[Neko GF]

Pretty much all of her mannerisms (i.e: "hmmmm", "eeeeng"). That in combination with her personality makes her utterly insufferable to listen to.

 

[gay cowboy]

When she plays up being dumb to come off as cute or quirky. Mispronouncing words she's formerly pronounced correctly, claiming not to know shit when she gets called out, etc. Normally it wouldn't bother me but what gets me is she does that while simultaneously acting as if she's got PhD level expertise on things like nutrition, psychology, medical issues, and dieting. Like gorl pick one.

 

[The Jokester]

The fact that she graced us with Eric's presence

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

Constantly apologizing for things that the vast majority of people would ignore/dismiss. She mainly does that to:
a. extend the duration of her video to get closer to 10 minutes for those sweet AdSense shekels
b. garner our sympathy

 

[Moonpie]

The way she ends her sentences. Stretching out the last word and her voice rises. Every single thing she says. Annoying as all hell.
Her long greasy hair that she never gets cut or colored. Hell she could get muppet to help her.
The way she's so cocky when reading the comments. Like the truthful(haydur) ones. She acts like it doesn't bother her but it does. That's why she has so many sock puppets in the YT comments.

 

[Neko GF]

Also, I find the fact that Amber doesn't bathe regularly and has generally horrible personal hygiene to be repulsive.

 

[aerostar88]

Her external locus of control, hands down. Complete failure to admit that she has the power to change a single thing affecting her life. No solution to depression or anxiety besides meds that she'll forget anyway. Can't lose weight because the binge monster leaves her hands tied guys! No other choice but to binge, get more anxious and depressed, and make those gainz. Every time someone is nice to her but offers constructive criticism, they've got it all wrong because they don't understand our terminally unique gorl. Her anxiety isn't a "mental things are scary" as much as it is a fleeting moment of self-awareness that stings.

Oh, also when she tries to act sexy But that shit's best left for the nasty thread.

 

[AbyssStarer]

The greaseball on her head. She's probably scared to break a barber chair but she needs her deesgusteen hair cut and needs to use some industrial de-greaser on her scalp.
She probably only does her hair when it grows and the bun starts to slump, otherwise it only stays in place from the amount of sticky crud on her head.

If her head touched any of my pillows I would have it torched.

 

[squidpii]

How she’ll continuously celebrate the teeniest weight loss victories, which could honestly just be fluctuation at her weight. She doesn’t seem to understand that celebrating 5 elbees lost at 140 is so much different than when it’s at 600. If she’s truly doing something right (and correct me if I’m wrong), she should be seeing MUCH more dramatic weight loss (I mean, Dr. Now from MSHLL is always telling his patients to lose 100+ within a few months). It’s just baffling that she sees it as any meaningful progress, especially since it means she hasn’t changed her eating habits much...

ETA: Also, when she’s doing a mukbang and she goes “MHM MHM” like the food fucked her in the right spot or something...

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

How she’ll continuously celebrate the teeniest weight loss victories, which could honestly just be fluctuation at her weight. She doesn’t seem to understand that celebrating 5 elbees lost at 140 is so much different than when it’s at 600. If she’s truly doing something right (and correct me if I’m wrong), she should be seeing MUCH more dramatic weight loss (I mean, Dr. Now from MSHLL is always telling his patients to lose 100+ within a few months). It’s just baffling that she sees it as any meaningful progress, especially since it means she hasn’t changed her eating habits much...

ETA: Also, when she’s doing a mukbang and she goes “MHM MHM” like the food fucked her in the right spot or something...

On that note it really grinds my gears when she's always patting herself on the back and being soooooo proud of herself for doing the most menial things, like putting crackers and salami on a plate, or waddling around TJ Maxx while leaning on a shopping cart. Good job moving your limbs. You still need a mattress in the living room because you need to rest on the way to the kitchen.